han

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Let’s all work less holy fuck work is so annoying conceptually

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

It’s so annoying having to do stuff everyday. 😭

[trash jones @jzux]

surely THIS is the salad that will undo months of fast food and alcohol

[♍︎ @_xlysn]

men selfies will always crack me up ....... ok girlie do ur thang I see u

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it’s gone

[Hampton Yount @Hamptonyount]

Republicans are going to be like “Okay enough is enough, let’s get rid of schools”

[emma @Em_Bers]

bagels should be free for girls

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

elon musk spending $44 billion on an app where a shrimp fried this rice goes viral every week

[charlie @chunkbardey]

heyyyy sorry i couldn’t make it last night. my socks got bunched up weird.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

after nearly six months of my check engine light being on I’m happy to announce that it just went off by itself. problem solved!

[Lola Blanc @ohlalola]

Do you save all the voicemails from everyone you love in case they die unexpectedly or are you normal

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

i love when pets lie down & cross their little paws, like oh i didn’t realize you were so classy

[ricky 💵 @RickyThaGOAT]

if u think I’m rude u should hear da lil voice in my head

[charlie @chunkbardey]

everyone else’s birthday is on the most random possible day whereas mine is on the day where it’s like ok Yeah this is a birthday

[han @han_han_moo]

@alyssa_schoener passed

[Brent & Fred's Excellent Adventure @BrentColman]

I think it's really special that Facebook did to our parents what they thought video games were going to do to us.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

when men go to bed early it’s suspicious like what do u need to be well rested for?? busy day of being garbage ahead of you?