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This is an old person hate account

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I’ve been told that my musical vibe is elevator music

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I love starting my day with an argument. it really teaches me to always choose violence

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when do i get to catch a break????

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Can someone please spend like 30 minutes just explaining everything that’s going on with all the famous people

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I love the days that i have to choose between gas for my car or lunch

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Wanting to be stupid in love but don’t want to talk to anyone to get there

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how does one be a functioning member of society when they sleep til 11am everyday?

someone give me the rage of a morning person

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@doggie8o9y funnily enough i haven’t been sent to the hospital yet 😭😭

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How is it that in a total of let’s say….. 48 hours, that i got a bladder infection, fainted in my bathroom at 5:30 in the morning, and some how messed up my leg so bad that i can barely walk
who cursed me??? pls im just trying to live my life

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Just asked an old man that was doing the lead poisoning stare in front of the checkouts if he needed help.

he said no then proceeded to scoff and say that he had no idea what he was doing.

yes sir, i know. that’s why i asked if you wanted help….

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my top motivation for getting a house is so i can have the volume on my tv as loud as i want w/out fear of pissing off my neighbors

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@Dugger1Reese yes but i would rather be grumpy at nine than pissed when it’s 1pm and i’ve slept the day away 😭😭

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I need someone to start yelling at me at 9am every morning to get up so i don’t convince myself i can sleep for ten more minutes when my alarm goes off.

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those Backseat Lovers always be waiting

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@doggie8o9y YOU ARE SO RIGHT

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am i allowed to spend my first paycheck of my big kid job on a tattoo?

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if anyone knows inexpensive ways for me to leave the U.S. lmk bc im tired of this shit.
i don’t even care where i just don’t wanna b here🧍🏻

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@doggie8o9y very much so

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Someone needs to learn how to bind books so I can pay them to bind them for me

Better yet, I need to master the skill but with someone else’s money to pay for it.

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@doggie8o9y 🤷🏻‍♀️ it’s historical literature

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@doggie8o9y ….some books