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[han @han_lr]

Evri delivery driver taking it upon themselves to open up my front door and drop off a parcel without knocking on (door only unlocked for 2 mins while partner popped out) 4 month baby crying loudly, dog barking.. why would this be okay?

[PinkNews @PinkNews]

‘EastEnders’ star Danny Dyer has said that Britain needs “some sort of reset” in a new interview with Rolling Stone UK.

Speaking to the publication on 11 March, he said: “Misogyny, sexism, homophobia and racism are all on the rise again. We’ve regressed as human beings, so we need some sort of reset, don’t we?”

He also expressed his fears over the current social and political climate in the country. “We’re just so f*cking divided right now,” Dyer said. “The working classes, no matter what colour your skin is, are fighting each other and the elites are taking the f*cking p*ss.

He continued: “It’s now very apparent they’re taking the p*ss, but instead of everyone coming together and looking up, we’re just fighting and blaming each other. It’s petrifying to be honest with you, I don’t know why we’ve digressed so much as human beings.”

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[cants @cantseyy]

I hope it's on 24 hours in police custody

[ʚ bambi ɞ @cellophanebee]

yes the uk has free healthcare but you might die before a doctor bothers to figure out what is actually wrong with you

[Duke of Preston @DOPreston]

Keir Starmer is getting more heat over the Epstein files than those who are in them.

[han @han_lr]

@HMRCcustomers Did it once and Royal Mail posted it straight back at ours with the not at this address comment written on the front of it 🤣

[han @han_lr]

@HMRCcustomers hi we are still receiving mail to our address related to previous owner from 4 yrs ago. How can we stop this?

[greg @greg16676935420]

Just realized John The Baptist and Winnie The Pooh have the same middle name

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Prince Andrew’s titles have been removed.

Good start — now let’s do the rest of them and abolish the monarchy.

[Callum @TheLeftyScot]

Devastating news for American Wrexham fans this

[Narinder Kaur @narindertweets]

Hahahahaha

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

No Tesco, why don't YOU round up my total to the nearest pound for charity. You're the billion pound company, not me.

[han @han_lr]

@sainsburys hello are you able to check on a tu order I am waiting on? It was supposed to be ready for collection yesterday but I haven’t had an email to say so yet

[han @han_lr]

@johnlewishelp hi I sent a message yesterday plus a dm and have heard nothing from you. I’m asking about an order which is now 3 days late and you seem to still have it although say that it has been dispatched which is untrue.. not sure what’s going on?

[han @han_lr]

@johnlewishelp hi I was meant to have a parcel ready to collect on Friday but according to the courier you still have it? Any help?

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

transgender operations on illegal aliens is my favorite fall out boy song

[han @han_lr]

@AldiUK please consider making your mamia oatmeal hair/body wash a permanent fixture… it’s the best product we have found that doesn’t flare up my baby’s eczema (and smells lovely!) 🙏🏼

[Netflix @netflix]

It's September 1st

[lauren @winonaddict]

as summer nears its end, their power grows