Hannah Pedersen

[Hannah Pedersen @han_pedersen]

PSA to anyone watching #TigerKingNetflix Alexa will shuffle his greatest hits for you

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Everyone’s screaming about washing your hands while taking rides in a stranger’s car and using a stranger’s towels during a weekend trip.

[Hannah Pedersen @han_pedersen]

Beginning of the decade vs. the end of the decade @Luke_Pedersen04

[Luke Pedersen @Luke_Pedersen04]

I’m going to tell my kids this is Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong.

[Goldy the Gopher (official) @GoldytheGopher]

CAN’T SPELL MINNESOTA WITHOUT “NINE” & “0” #SkiUMah #RTB

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

I hate the phrase “clean eating.” There’s nothing “clean” about the way I’m eating. It’s not “cleanly” to eat a whole bag of gluten free veggie chips with a pint of hummus.

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

The best date is a baseball game, or a country concert, or both in the same day if you can swing it and want to drink for 10 hours straight.

[Hannah Pedersen @han_pedersen]

@JordanBecker16 open for a surprise

[Hannah Pedersen @han_pedersen]

Jordan is loving the Shedd ! #OmNomNom @JordanBecker16

[Luke Pedersen @Luke_Pedersen04]

Barb.

[Hannah Pedersen @han_pedersen]

@ZakSchuster She probably saw your tweets about being single and thought she could slide in

[Hannah Pedersen @han_pedersen]

@lukecombs @Luke_Pedersen04 I’ll take you if you take me

[Hannah Pedersen @han_pedersen]

@ashorourke10 My pupper saw snow for the first time at 4:15 AM so her mama was NOT feeling like a video

[Hannah Pedersen @han_pedersen]

Jammed too hard last night to take any pictures but this one. Nothing beats a show from @KipMooreMusic

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Someone asked me why ghosting sucks.

Because you feel stupid. Like you knocked on the door of a house for 15 min and someone you thought was your friend was inside telling people “SHHH don’t answer! This person is obsessed with me.” When you only wanted to kind of hang out.

[Hannah Pedersen @han_pedersen]

Weekends are for not getting the stuff done you had on your to-do list last weekend, knowing full well you won’t get them done next weekend either.

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Football back. Baseball homestretch. Hoodie weather creepin’. Best time of year.

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

I want to be one of those hot couples where they both have eleven hundred followers for no reason but I like carbs so I guess I’m out.

[Hannah Pedersen @han_pedersen]

I always have to read my friend’s horoscopes just to see what kind of week I’m getting myself into

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

“And that was the tweet that made me change my political affiliation.” - Nobody. Ever.