Han

Your friendly neighborhood sweet potato.

[Han @han_simpson2]

Literally redownloaded this app to show you how curling my bangs went last weekend

[Han @han_simpson2]

Explain to me why all of a sudden my iCloud, Google Drive, and Outlook have all maxed out their storage at the same time. Conspiracy.

[Han @han_simpson2]

My stomach: Hannah—you ate cheese again didn’t you

Me:

[Han @han_simpson2]

Here we go again folks

[Han @han_simpson2]

12 days in Europe: 0 stomach problems

1 day back in the US: stomach problems

[Han @han_simpson2]

@weirdlilguys

[Han @han_simpson2]

A LANTERN FLY JUST POUNCED ON ME

[Han @han_simpson2]

Who painted these of me

[Silvia @femme_quipleure]

“This summer will be different from the rest”

[Han @han_simpson2]

If this ain’t me tho

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

This bitch😭

[Han @han_simpson2]

Twice this week people had assumed I was a native New Yorker. We have faked it til we maked it y’all.

[Han @han_simpson2]

We certainly all have our ways of dealing with things, don’t we 👀

[Han @han_simpson2]

Wondering how all the guys I made marriage pacts with are doing

[Han @han_simpson2]

@Emguana 💀

[Han @han_simpson2]

I was today years old when my sister made me realize my grandparents’ names were Barbara and Kenneth…

….Barbie and Ken

[Han @han_simpson2]

@ShankityStick Heard

[Han @han_simpson2]

Is this a safe space to say I don’t know who Sinéad O’Connor is

[Han @han_simpson2]

It’s okay guys, I found pink

[Han @han_simpson2]

Is it blasphemous to wear blue to the Barbie movie

[Han @han_simpson2]

@ShankityStick Your support is unmatched!

[Han @han_simpson2]

Won’t disturb…much

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

An old woman from 1990-1999

[Han @han_simpson2]

She thought she was ready

She was not ready

[Han @han_simpson2]

Hannah has been marked “not emotionally ready” to listen to Speak Now [TAYLOR’S VERSION]