Hannah Mason

[Hannah Mason @hanamason3]

@djwizz21

[Metro @MetroUK]

CBeebies legend Mr Tumble is dating co-star 21 years his junior https://t.co/aulMCFofSL

[Hannah Mason @hanamason3]

@manwhohasitall If the men wrote a to do list then the women would know what needed to be done around the house

[Hannah Mason @hanamason3]

@djwizz21 You'd be well rich, might be too rich

[Hannah Mason @hanamason3]

😂😂

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My partner wonders why our toddler prefers me, it's simple just sit on the floor while they play and PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE DOWN

[Hannah Mason @hanamason3]

@djwizz21 I have never seen anything more accurate!!

[Hannah Mason @hanamason3]

@djwizz21 No he hasn't

[Hannah Mason @hanamason3]

@djwizz21 No

[Hannah Mason @hanamason3]

@djwizz21 Noone wants to be wet on the drive home tbf...

[Hannah Mason @hanamason3]

@djwizz21

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I have never set a pasta timer. I stand next to the pot and continuously eat pasta from the water, starting almost immediately, until it tastes done.

[Hannah Mason @hanamason3]

@djwizz21 Who's that? 🙄

[Hannah Mason @hanamason3]

@sainsburys We are still here Chloe....! I think the council/police that need to step in, not just sainsburys

[Jon - 80% Nerd @flyingfungi]

@sainsburys it's now been 35 minutes. No movement. Actually scary now. Can you do something about your Bedford branch's car park!

[Hannah Mason @hanamason3]

@sainsburys can I leave my car for free in the carpark at Bedford? I've been here for 40 minutes trying to get out, no-one is moving 🙈 #help

[Hannah Mason @hanamason3]

@djwizz21 Literally!!!

[Hannah Mason @hanamason3]

@djwizz21 You can't wrestle the baby.

[Hannah Mason @hanamason3]

@jaxajueny This is terrifying!!

[Hannah Mason @hanamason3]

@sophielouisecc No

[Hannah Mason @hanamason3]

@djwizz21 Ew. No they don't. Just you. It's gross!!!

[Hannah Mason @hanamason3]

@djwizz21 🖕