han

idk man

[emily freeman @editingemily]

It’s my birthday. I’m 37 and I have some things I’d like to share, in no particular order.

1. No one thinks about you more than you do. That thing from two years ago that keeps you up at night? No one else remembers. Honor the memory and let it go.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

A 16 year old was shot for ringing the wrong doorbell.

A 20 year old was shot and killed for driving down the wrong driveway.

An 18 year old is in critical condition for trying to get into the wrong car.

And a 6 year old and her dad were shot because her basketball rolled onto the wrong lawn.

In a nation armed to the teeth & perpetually primed for war, these tragedies are only going to happen more often, not less.

What the hell are we doing?

[🪷 ky @finestjinx]

This is exactly why this documentary exists

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

2013: why would anyone care what the losers on reddit think

2023: the losers on reddit are the last remaining source on the internet for reviews of products and services that aren’t paid for or some kind of scam

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Strengths: works well under pressure

Weaknesses: doesn’t work otherwise

[ailís ⚭ @thegallicshrugs]

not for mine! y'all stay safe though

[RopesToInfinity @RopesToInfinity]

Incredible that "Why should [profession] go on strike? My job sucks and pays like shit but I never complain!" is a wildly popular and respected opinion in this country

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If we made the police academy a 4-year program I bet we'd get rid of a lot of the "bad apples." I don't understand how a lawyer has to go to school for 8 years to understand the law enough to practice it, but it only takes 6 months to learn it enough to enforce it.

[alex @alex_abads]

every tongue that rises up against Anne Hathaway shall fall

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Good.

[Jeremy Markovich 🐇🕳️ @deftlyinane]

There was a police chase this morning in Boone involving a John Deere tractor that lasted for more than an hour and topped out at 20 mph and YES THERE IS VIDEO https://t.co/IFZxSZNR2i

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

MLK Day is the perfect day to remind everyone that another name for “Critical Race Theory” is “Actual American History”.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

How introverts make friends:

25% - They don’t
75% - An extrovert found them, liked them & adopted them

[aca ೃ༄ @zzcapss]

Somewhere in the world there is a tree that sprouted the same day you were born and has been growing along with you and I think that’s wonderful

[abby govindan @abbygov]

this is feminism

[han @hanandchese]

why am i paying someone $80 to change my oil when all i have to do is press the brake pedal down 5 times and pull a RLR combo on the windshield wipers

[orange moon 🦂 @_ItsPlatinum_]

January 1st being a Sunday is very … refreshing in a way

[han @hanandchese]

spending 10 minutes untangling my headphones is part of my process and i won’t be bullied into changing it

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

did you guys know you can leave reviews for the bible on goodreads

[yungsquat 🇭🇹 @Nissafitt]

when he pours me another shot thinking im about to get freaky but im about to start talking about capitalism