Hanan Douglas

Just a Midwest girl stuck down South. Tweets are my own.

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

literally why is it so hard for people to show up for their friends

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

My response to all meeting requests after attending the eras tour

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

@MsKindraLynell Same. So I got up and left the room lol

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

Glad we spend $60 a month for Adobe to have to be wiped and reinstalled by @AdobeCare CSRs anytime I need to use it 🙃

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

the random fitness girl in s6e8 of sister wives telling janelle to go back to the 1500 calorie diet was the jump scare I was not prepared for

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

Hey @Starbucks I placed a drip coffee order 30 minutes ago and still have no coffee. Can I at least get a refund? Screenshots for proof

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

Who approved this @YETICoolers? Bc yikes 😬

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

the vibe of the night / month / year

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

@MaintenancePod using prescription drugs for weight loss

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

Hey @PandaExpress I need my money back for the food I never got. Thanks.

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

Starting to think my @insomniacookies order will just never get delivered. They haven’t left the store and it’s been 45 minutes

Thanks @DoorDash_Help

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Men like to act all tough but the truth is deep down they just want a pretty glittery bass boat to share with all their friends

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

@creativecloud @InDesign update: at least their customer service is second to none. s/o to my CSR for remoting in to my computer and fixing the issue in 30 min @AdobeCare

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

my favorite part of using @creativecloud products on my macbook is how @InDesign refuses to work any time i try to open it after upgrading to monterey

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

apparently my super fun party trick is choosing college degrees that mean nothing and limit my ability to have real job skills

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

@AgWriterArk @CatUaex This AND the Queen has passed?! I’m done with 2022 😭

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

what’s the record on number of times to refresh your email in a day bc I think I’m about to break the record

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

feeling a nice lil menty b coming on

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

@DoorDash_Help anyway you can check on my delivery status? The tracking page won’t load and it’s been 30 minutes 🥲

[Hanan Douglas @hananmarie]

idk what’s in those Zapatas margs but at 29 the main ingredient is def insomnia