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[han barnz @hanbarnz]

I'm going to get Josh's name in wingdings script on my bicep.

[han barnz @hanbarnz]

@SethPrimeUrbina So in our city they mostly hire people with EMT and national fire certificates and then you earn your paramedic on the job for free. But you can get your emt and fire in like two semesters part time.

[han barnz @hanbarnz]

The feminine urge to text everyone I love after I’ve had coffee in the morning

[han barnz @hanbarnz]

@taylorcammack That’s fine, because I don’t have to deal with it. I’ve stopped answering most people’s texts. ☠️

[han barnz @hanbarnz]

Listen, if I wanted you to know if my baby was here yet I would tell you. STOP ASKING ME

[han barnz @hanbarnz]

Really glad I woke up from my mid morning nap to eat lunch before I start my afternoon nap. #39weekspregnant

[han barnz @hanbarnz]

Found out today that I can’t leave work for my (mostly unpaid) medical leave until my due date or the doctor puts me on bed rest. LOL I LOVE AMERICA SO MUCH

[Seth ⚡️ @SethPrimeUrbina]

RT if you never voted for Trump even once

[han barnz @hanbarnz]

@meleahmelody You might find this article interesting. 😊https://t.co/rV5cQONZ7T

[han barnz @hanbarnz]

Whoooooooo Let’s go Buckeyes!

[FanDuel Sports Network Southwest @FanDuelSN_SW]

Those Buckeyes are STILL 🔥

@RealGilmerBux head coach Alan Metzel talked with @Lo_Blackwell about his team's energy level, attention to detail, and more after a solid first half against @SteersFootball! #TXHSFB

[han barnz @hanbarnz]

🤷🏻‍♀️

[han barnz @hanbarnz]

One of my 7th graders mask is made of literal cheesecloth. Lol

[han barnz @hanbarnz]

And that’s on turning 27 tomorrow and working at a high school

[han barnz @hanbarnz]

Buying myself a name plate for our new office space you can’t stop me, no one can

[han barnz @hanbarnz]

We’re getting another dog? 5 year old me is so proud of what we’ve become.

[han barnz @hanbarnz]

Watching my first ETF purchases go up and down by 20 cents like 👁👄👁

[han barnz @hanbarnz]

me: a person who coaches amatuer actors and directs for a living, “Acting is my passion(!!!)”

Also me: *watches Twilight again*

[han barnz @hanbarnz]

Someone tell me why Texas makes it mandatory to contribute 8% of my salary to TRS and at the same time recommend that teachers have a Roth IRA.

[amir @blumenfeld]

2016: Sure Trump is bad,but how much damage can he do in four years?

2020: If everybody buys enough stamps, Democracy will survive long enough to reach a vaccine for this deadly virus and we can see a movie again.

[han barnz @hanbarnz]

This freaking dog man