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what is an egg if not a container for a chicken?

[um @hanbuuu]

EMBER YOU WILL REMEMBER! ember, so warm and tender, you will remember my name!

[um @hanbuuu]

reading tweets about the election for a laugh and then getting hit with overwhelming sadness and despair of the reality

[lula @lulaloopsey]

tonight my grandma told me she has accepted there won’t be a female president in her lifetime

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[mikaela arteta @boujeebx]

guys do you know how funny it is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the same country that impeached him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 got him re-elected 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[um @hanbuuu]

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[um @hanbuuu]

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[um @hanbuuu]

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[um @hanbuuu]

just got emotional reading a small excerpt on Serena Williams’ accomplishments :’) #women #blackwomen

[bareback contessa @_theekword]

ATTENZIONE PICKPOCKET!!!

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me in a walkable neighborhood going to the grocery store to pick up two missing ingredients for dinner and not a single thing more

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

Me when i hit the pen and go nonverbal

[um @hanbuuu]

came back to twitter to say i have no sympathy for ppl who can't eat spicy food. train ur tongues and *get over it* :)