Caitlin

paperbag_writer on Twitch.

[Caitlin @hand_satanizer]

.@hiimjade

[Caitlin @hand_satanizer]

@MikeMic73811574 @HannahDrake628 @specialmed I mean, that’s a pretty wild conclusion.

[Caitlin @hand_satanizer]

@MikeMic73811574 @HannahDrake628 @specialmed It sounds like you think I hate you, but I only disagree with you.

Given you think it’s a problem for people to make assumptions over whether or not you hate them, you might consider dedicating some time to introspection.

[Caitlin @hand_satanizer]

@MikeMic73811574 @HannahDrake628 @specialmed It would probably be too much for me to expect you to see the hypocrisy in what you just said.

[Caitlin @hand_satanizer]

@MikeMic73811574 @HannahDrake628 @specialmed Do you think that little girl—who has so clearly opened her arms in seeking the embrace she sees everyone else receiving around her—hates that teacher?

You seem like someone who has a lot of care for what the people you “hate” are doing.

[Caitlin @hand_satanizer]

@MurphTTV Thank you! Hope you, too, had a great holiday!

Find consolation in my inability to dunk on anyone in the coming new year. 😌

[Caitlin @hand_satanizer]

@SeaAir_Ugh @ncrawfordmd A lot of folks don’t know this— but they’ll use local anesthetic if you ask. You still have to take a needle to the cervix, but it’s quicker and less painful.

[Danielle 👽 @TradeChat]

Super unpopular take: If RBG had *retired* instead of selfishly serving until she literally died, none of this would be happening. She was eighty fucking seven. She could have ensured a young replacement with similar values but she chose herself instead.

I said what I said.

[Caitlin @hand_satanizer]

@SeaAir_Ugh The scene kids are back, and drinking monster energies.

[Caitlin @hand_satanizer]

@SeaAir_Ugh They have, though. Are you not on TikTok? Hahaha

[wells (wants a better world) @WellsLucasSanto]

So today, GrubHub offered $15 off orders from 11am to 2pm in NYC, which got thousands of customers to order free meals within that time window.

The issue? They didn't tell restaurants & delivery workers they were doing this.

[Caitlin @hand_satanizer]

@AlexAdney @GrownLocalPod None, sorry. 🥲

[Caitlin @hand_satanizer]

@hiimjade Thank you so much for sharing, Jade! ❤️

[Caitlin @hand_satanizer]

Hey, y’all— it puts me way out of my comfort zone to ask for help, but I could really use the support. Be it a share, or a single dollar, I would be super grateful.

https://t.co/7DMfzCUiGl

TLDR: My cat has malignant tumors on his leg and has to amputate in order to survive.

[Jess Piper @EnglishTeach07]

I know more women than I can can count who’ve had breast implants. When I was a nursing student, I did post-op care for a man who had a penile implant. Remember: straight people get gender affirming surgery and care every day.

[Caitlin @hand_satanizer]

@zufats Hi - want to hang out?

[Caitlin @hand_satanizer]

@Hakkusa HBD!!!!!!

[Caitlin @hand_satanizer]

@SeaAir_Ugh Obviously do what feels good and right for you - but know you’re hot as fuuuuck and you always will be. ~

[Caitlin @hand_satanizer]

@SeaAir_Ugh OR— I could send you screen shots of all of the fat ✨ultra babes✨ that I follow on Instagram, so you can see how beautiful their bodies are and maybe feel better about your own, equally-killer bod? Just a thought. 😘

[Caitlin @hand_satanizer]

@hiimjade NEVERMIND HOW I FIND... SOMEONE LIKE YOUUUU-HOOO~

[Caitlin @hand_satanizer]

@austinenergy Power was returned to my apartment yesterday evening, but I have been sparing with my usage since. Does this mean it’s no longer necessary for me to conserve?