Brandon

“The game of chess is like a sword fight, you must think first, before you move.” Scored 110 on my MC test

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@GolfDigest @GolfDigest Scottie, Colin, and Max. Easy money.

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@accnetwork @FSUFootball by a mile.

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@SouthlandPost Douche dad produces douche son @SouthlandPost

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@espn Tag was high, she is SAFE. Forget replay. Safe. @FSU_Softball

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@DanielFLacy @Cat_Chronicles Sweet baby Jesus look at CMC’s catch %. Smh 🔥

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@ProFootballHOF The fact that @SteveSmithSr89 has now been snubbed two years in a row shows just how political this “Hall of Fame” process truly is. @AllHands81 got through as a finalist, with worse career stats while having a HOF QB throwing to him, and Smitty had Delhomme?! #89 #iceupson

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@JOEL9ONE Speaking of chessmen, my mom makes banana pudding and lines the bottom and top with a layer of chessmen. Unbelievable!

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@RiggsBarstool @BarstoolClassic Maybe use some of the money Taylor Made is spending sponsoring 4 amateur hacks, outfitting them with all the free equipment they want, and sending them to Scotland on an all expenses paid golf trip, to buy some back-up tee markers. They should be stolen, they are cool!

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@jasonwhitlock @desusnice @THEKIDMERO Gifted an ESPN job, were worse than Magic, failed at lesser Fox, kicked out at Outkick, which nobody has heard of, and now at Blaze, which I thought was a Pizza joint. They started on an app and finished at Showtime. Clearly they aren’t loved or popular.

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@BillyCorben What we have is not support for ur party and expressions of non-support for the opposition. We have, “whatever party u back, spend all your energy bashing the opposition.” When 90% of eligible voters have NO CLUE how gov’t works or what their party platform even IS

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@BillyCorben I respect your work, and enjoy listening to u on Dan LeBatard’s show. But, ur comments on the podcast from yesterday’s show, were out-right ignorant. Be better than “Republicans aren’t serious people”, and “we are left with a dem and an anti-dem party”

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@BarstoolTrent @FrankieBorrelli @BarstoolLurch @RiggsBarstool The Bible you find in hotel rooms aren’t purchased by the hotels. Gideons donate them so to “spread the word.” Ironically they have recently decided to stop donating them, saying millennials don’t read in this medium.

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@FreedSongbird I just wanted you to know how intelligently hilarious your Twitter feed is. A witty, intelligent woman is a beautiful thing!

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@9thwonder Souls of Mischief

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@neiltyson @netflix @neiltyson I especially enjoyed Jonah Hill’s character as Chief of Staff. In an interview, Hill said of the idea behind his character, “If Fyre Festival were a person.” I think he nailed it 😂🤣

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@AmericanAir YVR for sure! ☺️

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@Just1Menace “Ok, I get the spirit of your intent, but you know, it doesn’t affect the rhyme if…you know what, nevermind.” 🤣😉

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@ryenarussillo Yo Ryen, what in the holy hell is going on with ya boy @dannykanell’s hair?! #flowbee #sweetdo 😂

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@greenlight @JOEL9ONE Tell Ohio we could change the symbol on our license plates to the jumpman logo, and keep the slogan “first in flight”. #nc #allflightbeganhere #suckitohio

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@FrankieBorrelli Perhaps you should check out the student demographic at @ncatsuaggies considering it’s the nations TOP ranked HBCU. #ignorance #aggiepride