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@SW_Help Thank you. My train yesterday was cancelled after Southampton. I got a rail replacement to Bournemouth then and to get a taxi from there to wareham. Can I get a refund for this taxi?

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@SW_Help Hi, is the wareham to Clapham junction route open today now?

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What do you call a curry shaped by a famous children’s author?

Roald Dahl rolled dahl

#Lamb #Colin the Caterpillar #AnimalRights #HookEm #AllFly #80s #Stephen King #NationalPoetryMonth

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What do you call a scannable link to your dog’s latest Spotify single?

Bark ode barcode
#wholetthedogsout #wooftopterrace #collarblind

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What do you call a northern gal getting excited by audience participation at a rodeo?

Lassoed lass oo-ed
#keepmeintheloop #buckaroo #CowboysNation #HookEm #HorseRacing

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So proud @MyFaveBench

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When cows milk is processed right there in front of you

Pasteurised past your eyes 👀 🐮

#milk #BeKindToElephants #BrexitChaos #DontMindIfIBaileys #KeepingItReal

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What do you call a farm animal jumping between sofas while doing groceries?

A couch hopping cow shopping

🐄🛍🛋 animation by jw_animation #wordword #cow #cowshopping #cowgirl… https://t.co/vr59SC9suV

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What does Gavin Williamson use to drive his toy army tanks?

Ministerial mini steering wheel

#TuesdayThoughts

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@JamesAcaster @el_ambulator

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What do you call an insect and who is integral in the movement of goods from one country to another?

An important import ant

#JensFirstWordWord #hotsauce #BenchFans #GetIntoGolf

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What do you call a window that belongs to the public?

People’s peephole

Thank you Flora Hadaway for that arguably tenuous one! Keep send them in!
#fakeittillyoumakeit

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What do you say when you’re introducing someone to your dolphin-type-friend who is named after a Spanish island?

My orca, Mallorca

#AaaaaahStrongbow

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What liquid do you extract from the hand of an unemployed cat to give to a sick dolphin?

Poor puss porpoise paw pus

#hotsauce #WednesdayMotivation #BeMoreChill #hashtags

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What do you call an intricate irrational concern about an interconnected building?

A complex complex complex

#GodIsAWoman #AmericasGotTalent #Bitcoin #Blockchain #hotsauce #benchfans #QueenRadio #spaceisfake

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What do you call an event that takes place in New Orleans?

A Cajun occasion

#NewOrleans #cajun #hotsauce #cajunhotsauce #SundayMotivation #BePrepared

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When a Russian leader provides feedback into a feedback jar?

Putin put in input

#Putin #hotsauce

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What do you say if you’re seen by a prehistoric famous author?

Brontosaurus Bronte saw us

#bronte #hotsauce #AM2DM⁠ ⁠ #BuzzFeed #FallonTonight #PoliticsLive #ThursdayThoughts

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Where do mythical creatures go to learn about farming?

A Unicorn Corn-uni

#wordword #punny #funny #jokeoftheday #wordplay #playonewords #words

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What does a North African pastry say when it wants the music to be cooler?

Moroccan roll: “more rock n roll!”

#pastrychef #Morocco #rocknroll #hotsauce #coatesandseely #wordword #winewine #hihi #UVL25