Alan Runner

Some views my mother's.

[Alan Runner @el_ambulator]

Wonder whether Woolworths stock Sexy Parental Disappointment... #ThursdayThoughts

[Summer Ray @SummerRay]

Your Halloween costume is ‘sexy’ + your biggest fear.

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@Checkatrade @The_RHS @Bombadil551

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@BootleggerCarl Complimentary head massages

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@chetvingtsept @pierrenovellie "Keep hijacking it"

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@StuartBroad8 @TheCrispMan1 - very Boli

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@chetvingtsept https://t.co/AKTFlVhIf5

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

matt hancock

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@PeggPublic @chetvingtsept

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@RexChapman @Bombadil551 – not too late to get as a present for that incontinent old timer Robocop

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@Forbes @TheCrispMan1, gutted that Loon-Plage and Vordingborg didn't make the list this year

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@kevverage @Bombadil551

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@ValaAfshar @pw11111111111

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@Rose_Matafeo @TheCrispMan1 @Bombadil551

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@fredfairhead @CricketMate_ @CatchMate_ @TheCrispMan1 Ashwin reminds me of me trying to do K-Pop

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@BeardedGenius @nicholas_47 @TheCrispMan1 @MelvinHugo @fredfairhead

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@CricketGrounds_ @BowledMate_ @bude_cc @Bombadil551

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@MelvinHugo @fesshole @TheCrispMan1 I would like to exercise my right to an attorney

[Alan Runner @el_ambulator]

@gregjames @felixwhite @jimmy9 @itsmattchin — Tailenders began as a cricket podcast between three public figures from music, sport, and broadcasting.
All roads led to this...
#United #TookOver #YawnFoundation

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@Bombadil551 @RemainingKind @porkpiedrum @porkpiedodger @porkpiebrand @Porkpie011 @porkpie @PorkPieSi @Mrs_Porkpie @porkpiefrank @PorkpieCM @PorkChopLA • What branch of intellectual property law protects the Melton Mowbray pork pie recipe?
• 'Pork pie' is the cockney rhyming slang for 'Lie'; what is 'Butcher's hook' slang for?
• What is Yorkshire slang for a pork pie?
• Who ate all the pies?
• Is 'puff pastry' homophobic?

[Alan Runner @el_ambulator]

@Bombadil551 Meant to tweet that as Timothy, whoops

[Alan Runner @el_ambulator]

There has to come a moment where you stop pointing the finger at individuals and start reflecting on whether the problem is endemic to the poisonous culture that you have negligently allowed to proliferate. #MidsomerMurders #DeathInParadise #FatherBrown #Whatdunnit*