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Having Hereditary Spastic Paraplegic Cerebral Palsy (try saying that 5 times fast) can be a hard and dark. Learning to laugh about it clears my heart and head.

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Unfortunately this is not the first time I’ve effected stock and handling of Mountain Dew at this store...I might have a problem.

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I have no way of proving this, but I’m pretty sure my campus convenience store moved the Mountain Dew to a lower shelf because they where tired of seeing me struggle to reach it.

[Harry Potter World @PotterWorldUK]

My kinda coffee shop

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@heckyessica

[kayle hill ♿️ @kaylejh]

Just took an online training titled “valuing diversity” and there was 0 mention of disability I— 🤐

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@RubinReport But you found the skinny pop

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MRI Tech: You need to keep absolutely still, or we'll have to do this again.
My leg:

[Limping Tiger Radio 🎙🐯❄ @LimpingTiger]

Today I had to climb several flights of stairs at a doctor's office because the elevator was broken 😒. While I was climbing, SOFTER TO ME, by Relient K started playing from my phone. I'm thankful for a good laugh.
#seasonofthanks
https://t.co/JY67pRg7t4

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@TheBabylonBee Hey... I need this.

[Will Witt @thewillwitt]

God created order in the world. without God, there can be only chaos.

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@LadyMagaUSA Stitch taught me at a very young age that it was okay to be weird and that I was still loved.

[Dave Ramsey @DaveRamsey]

Almost all long-term thinking has short-term pain. Almost all short-term thinking has long-term pain and short-term relief.

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@SpencerKlavan Not if you live in a college dorm.

[Spencer A. Klavan @SpencerKlavan]

Nowadays when people yell at me on the street to wear a mask I just yell back, very deliberately as if I’m politely explaining something to a dimwitted person, “oh no ma’am you see, I’m extremely handsome, it’s a public service.”

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@realDailyWire This seems familiar 🤔

[Emily Ladau @emily_ladau]

Wheelchair user here. I don't actually want or need this. It isn't helpful. It doesn't account for inaccessibility beyond entry points.

Tech companies: stop wasting money on building robotic "fixes." Support elimination of structural inaccessibility. https://t.co/NOpPRW5t6g

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@_LoveLike_JESUS AMEN

[Spencer A. Klavan @SpencerKlavan]

Ladies if you love your man, show him you the flyest: purchase him nice socks it’s all he wants

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@realDailyWire

[Andrew Klavan @andrewklavan]

My friend Gabriel Rench of @CrossPolitic arrested for worshipping God in good Gospel fashion but in violation of the First Amendment.

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When you're trying to break a habit say "I don't" instead of "I can't". For example:
"I don't drink nine cans of Mountain Dew over the weekend."

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@bennyjohnson @pressec ON LOOP