James Handke

A superior man is modest in his words, but exceeds in his actions☝️

[Larry King @kingsthings]

Another #NFL season is upon us. The Kansas City @chiefs is the team to watch this year. I'll have a weekly pick as we go along.

[James Handke @handkejames96]

What's goin on tonight? Hmmmmm

[James Handke @handkejames96]

Money is the root of all evil

[James Handke @handkejames96]

@ThuggyD001 Hingle McCringleberry!! 😂

[James Handke @handkejames96]

Who the hell could be abstinent till marriage, like... Girls are to fucking sexy man 😍😅

[James Handke @handkejames96]

Basically Got called a fuckboy last night, took it as a compliment, cuz I ain't got no bitches😂

[James Handke @handkejames96]

@MelindaNicole_ cheesy ass

[James Handke @handkejames96]

If a girl fucked around on her last boyfriend, how do you expect her to be loyal to you, goes both ways #gottabrain #useit

[James Handke @handkejames96]

It's doesn't matter if I was broke in a shoebox, I'd never have my kid be aborted that's so fucking wrong man, makes me fucking suck

[James Handke @handkejames96]

@SammySeaton I relate 100%

[James Handke @handkejames96]

girl caught me blowing my dick with an air dryer, and she asked what I was doing. Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.

[James Handke @handkejames96]

@aaronff0 thanks man

[James Handke @handkejames96]

i love you dude lmao
https://t.co/SCr0IAXfJc

[James Handke @handkejames96]

@S_HaNdKe23 youd like something like this https://t.co/E6SvWsGmGs

[James Handke @handkejames96]

if you force sex on a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting #hmmm?

[James Handke @handkejames96]

Its all shits and giggles until someone giggles an shits