Jenny Malchow

i retweet funny things to read aloud to my teenagers before bed.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Take a break and turn on your favorite tunes. 🎶

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Woman goes viral showing how she gets into her Paris apartment 💀

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Guy makes an insane house for a frog

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

My dad is moving out of my childhood home tomorrow. Tonight I went to say goodbye and found this photo of me absolutely serving. I didn’t need to go this hard at 4, but here we are.

[Jenny Malchow @Handle_Shmandle]

@AndyHerren This is the exact content that keeps me on this cursed site ❤️

[۟ @spidysnse]

Heidi Goatner thank you for this.

[Literate Hunter @iamJ_A_M]

God I'm going to die of laughter 😭😭😂😂😂
Wtf man...like wtf
They just had to delete this scene later on😂😂😂

[Stephen Martin-Pinto @StephenMPinto]

...right) is now installing Smart Meters and Earthquake shutoffs which will automatically shut off the gas in the event of an Earthquake. Also, when methane (natural gas) enters your home, it comes in at the very low pressure of 0.25psi. Methane is lighter than air, so it...

[Gardener's Path @Gardeners_Path_]

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[Jenny Malchow @Handle_Shmandle]

I just feel like this is important. ❤️#BB27

[Jenny Malchow @Handle_Shmandle]

@electrolemon May she rest in peace. And yes I did hit those pre closing sales.

[Sarahh @Sarahhuniverse]

JIFA Workout ❤

© heath_withheart

[Jenny Malchow @Handle_Shmandle]

@Beetlepimp I am weak with laughter. Like physically and emotionally debilitated. Also dead. And even though I’m dead, I also weep for how no one will ever see how much I laughed.

[Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Boldyboy1975]

Cats being jerks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jenny Malchow @Handle_Shmandle]

Every time I see a headline about the Papal conclave, I’m reading it “PayPal conclave�� which is sad. It sounds like big tech has already renamed all of our sports stadiums and now they’re in the Vatican. Anyway, I’m turning 50 this year.

[Jenny Malchow @Handle_Shmandle]

Talk to me when you’ve found your Nellie Oleson. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

[Netflix Tudum @NetflixTudum]

We found our Laura Ingalls!!!

Meet Alice Halsey, the actor who will officially play the icon in Netflix’s Little House on the Prairie adaptation.

[Dr. Gabriel Barsawme, LSW @GBarsawme]

Gabor Maté dedicated his life to curing childhood trauma.

He once said: "The attempt to escape from pain is what creates more pain."

As a father and social worker with 17 years guiding transformation…

Here are his 5 lessons to rewire your brain and save yourself🧵