Michael Handler

Did you know, in ancient cultures, bears were considered equal with men? (Queer, bikesexual, bear, part-time queen, ASG/BRIYP, he/him/his)

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Complicated tyranny of the human condition in the streets, the soft animal of your body in the sheets.

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@revhowardarson

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@IDoTheThinking @av @MingweiSamuel Did you folks do west side of Telegraph & 51st, southbound for the 6? 🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻 if so!

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@golikehellmachi (Do you know about the game? https://t.co/VxChsERsbs)

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@PEWilliams_ @ArmandDoma In complete seriousness, I believe HOAs (and local SFH owner activist groups in non-HOA areas) have provided a tremendously more compelling gathering venue for many people. Especially those who are more driven to use the structure for local social control!

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@harrislapiroff @cshirky @doingitwrong @joeycomeau @birdlord He tweeted "Truth and Beauty" upthread of "Shrapnel"; strong odds you got it right.

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@mattzollerseitz Mahershala Ali catches his tongue between his teeth with pleasure when he's got control of the situation and and is about to lay down some wisdom (or his law).

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@Iron_Spike 👋🏻 I’m in SF and can do IRL things today.

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@incrementalized @Theophite “Source control” looks to be a useful search term. I got this in August: GVS SPR644 ELIPSE P100 Elastomeric Half Mask Respirator with Source Control for Healthcare Professionals https://t.co/JTnsRQsyVL

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@wychstreet I sometimes entertain myself by thinking just how queasy “I Wanna Be Your Dog” must have made The Authorities in 1969 when they heard it for the first time. A dark uncomfortable future is coming for you, and it knows your name, in particular.

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@mattzollerseitz Did anyone say The Hot Rock yet?

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@BruceHalperin @SFfogGoldFlag ‼️ Your place, or did you just stumble upon during your travels?

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@gerrycanavan CCH Pounder in The Shield, Merrin Dungey in Big Little Lies, Paula Newsome in Barry?

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@mikeduncan I just pre-ordered one for me from @AdobeBookShop near me and one for my Dad (it comes out on his birthday!) from @NarberthBooks near him, so let that dude know I canceled him out and he can stay mad about it? 😎

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@Theophite The Trump essay I haven't written is partially "What if your answer to the please-read-another-book-instead-of-making-HP-references crowd was Blindsight?"

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@silicondomme "Show me your kink without telling me your kink (via subtle home decor that vanilla friends won't notice)": https://t.co/EIvjRNQvVF

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@LiaSae Of course! https://t.co/HYBpohfuI8 Enjoy! 🙏🏻

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@mcclure111 @tweegeemee 🎂🎉 Here is some art that I got partially because of glass & pattern, but mostly because I love the colors so much.

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@EricStangel *clears throat* Capitol Goosesteps

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@mcclure111 “NON SERVIAM.”

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@Iron_Spike Hey! You’ve created a fork in the timeline, evidently: https://t.co/P2E66NtugW