Han

hot worm 🇨🇺

[THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. @000Troop]

It’s nice as shit outside somebody meet me at Towson mall and fight me, we’re taking this shit back to 2010.

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@MattsBestTweets GREAT bit

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[referring to the superbowl where bad bunny is the halftime performance] this is my superbowl

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@MattsBestTweets Hell yeah

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@majordouzie No joke we just left a space heater on the changing table so she went right from the warm bath to the warm air. Only thing that prevented full screaming

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@majordouzie A few weeks back I realized my mom had never heard of him and let me tell you watching a 60 something Greek woman experience lee pace for the first time was unmatched. I had to peel her off the ground. Generational hottie

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Picture day outfit didn't fit & I panicked

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ringing this bell for years

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@austyb devastating to not be able to rt

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@jordanduling Liked this because I'm real

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@MattsBestTweets You too!!

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@darthlux @GarlicCorgi OMG they were dancing to Mr. Weatherall, too. No wonder a bunch of shitheads cried over it

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@majordouzie No and like, you're not lying

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@majordouzie Okay unrelated but the pottery barn Chris and Julia crib is so good...I despised spending money on it and as a second dagger got the version from before they redesigned to give the option for a twin headboard!! Now it's a sound investment!!

[Eva X. @PresidentXiCHN]

The American people, too, need a revolution.

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@BIMBOMINDSET Lmao why is this not a unique experience? Point Breeze should be studied https://t.co/GmO7086dfz

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Now I've seen everything (hawk trapped in a building in Philly)

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

Done replying to females

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@pkindaa My fucking GIRL