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I Do Law Stuff, But I Don’t Tweet About It (Too Much)

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@HankThomasDC Shut the fuck up Hank.

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I am a man. My wife cannot beat me at Mario Kart.

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Status check @DCheverere ? @MeechMck6

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@BidensExtremist @WTAE You okay? This makes no sense.

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@circlingbackpod @dcarterruff @willdefries @DCheverere

https://t.co/FL4SNiJfDU

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@BarstoolBigCat @RaulSeakowski I may be dumb (I am), but aren’t most (if not all) reputable flights and hotels refundable with like 14 days notice?

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@netflix absolutely absurd that you serve programming differently to different cities.

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@snoO0oO0p

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@snoO0oO0p Personal attack.

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@Robert_Scorsone @JennyDell_ Delassandro’s dawg

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@snoO0oO0p Goodbye.

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@Ghostwithaboner lil dinky daff

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@snoO0oO0p what

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@MeechMck6 Yes

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@MeechMck6 Bang bang shrimp is also up there because it simply bangs.

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Cops shot her. As she ran to them for help. Cops shot her as she ran to “the good guys” for help.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

An abducted 15-year-old girl and her father — a fugitive wanted in the death of the teen’s mother — were both killed amid a shootout with law enforcement Tuesday on a highway in California’s high desert, authorities say. https://t.co/BweWehEFPC

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Cops shot her.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

An abducted 15-year-old girl and her father — a fugitive wanted in the death of the teen’s mother — were both killed amid a shootout with law enforcement Tuesday on a highway in California’s high desert, authorities say. https://t.co/HQfl2dA8VK

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Sending emails to 145 people at the same time is just a wild and completely unnecessary move.