Handsome Jack

President of the United States of Love

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@DuvalMagic Why you always posting about me??

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@donwinslow It’s great filmmaking but you must admit that the premise—that the Dallas Police, the CIA, the Supreme Court Ct. Chief justice, the US VP, the international press, the US military, the Mafia, the Cubans, and various random dudes were in a conspiracy to kill Kennedy—is a bit….

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@BobWeide If you start a blue sky account, I will follow. I am leaving Twitter soon.

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@michaelshermer I only watched the clip. I didn't see the episode. But I don't understand it. I assume there were four lights and he told the truth, and not the lie they wanted him to tell. Then what does the "I believe there were 5 lights" mean? I don't understand.

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@EricIdle So many people are migrating to Blusky. Are you considering a move over? (I'm thinking of abandoning ship here.)

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@TheTweetOfGod It was Bobby who told him he should go to Dallas.

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@TheOscarRace @donwinslow Yes. But the one with Woody Allen.

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@TheTweetOfGod Depends-wearing, diaper-filling incontinent...

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@lastbestcomedy @pattonoswalt voice to text mangled "Play Last Best Comedy in Bozeman!"

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Dear Democratic Voters:

At 40% voter turnout you lose.
At 60% voter turnout you win most of the time.
At 65% voter turnout you win every time.
At 70% voter turnout you get a congressional majority.
At 80% voter turnout you get a super majority.

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Well this should tell you something.

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

Former President Trump had 44 cabinet secretaries. 40 of them don’t support his 2024 campaign.

Neither does his Vice President nor any of his former chiefs of staff.

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@nbcsnl "The Not-for-Ready Prime Time Players" ! I guess it really was live.

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@CharlesPPierce Coincidentally, I just finished watching the episode about the two people on the FEC.

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@JackLBrand @AuthorKimberley Or 1850.

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This is great.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

the room next door - Donald Trump Fact Check Special

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@pattonoswalt Didn't you read the first in the list of descriptives? "Not Black."

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@EricIdle Was the Remains of the Piano ever written, or was it just a project you were pitching?

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No notes.

[🇨🇦CoffeyTimeNews🇨🇦 @CoffeyTimeNews]

We witnessed the post birth abortion of a 78 year old man-child on live television last night.

It was glorious.