Liz

I make stuff and I have opinions.

[Liz @handspunthread]

@bmkibler Do you know if Ellie has had puppies before? If she has, she may need medication support for incontinence. One of ours was severely abused in a puppy mill, and has to take Proin.

[Chris Krebs @C_C_Krebs]

Here's how I see it: plenty of people are telling you who they are right now. Go ahead and take them at their word.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Willo. She likes to awoo while she eats. Tonight’s meal was worthy of a gentler, but perhaps more meaningful, second awoo. 13/10

[Kalhan @KalhanR]

UH THIS OLDER DUDE ON TIKTOK LOVING @LIZZO IS GIVING ME LIFE.

[Liz @handspunthread]

@unmarketing treat a segment of its membership like second class citizens. Not only did I not attend another show, I cancelled my membership in the organization.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

People seem to be debating which underage women are okay to have sex with.

It’s none of them. Not the ones who “look older.” Not the ones who seem “flirty.” None of them.

We have laws to help you understand that, but thanks for outing yourselves as creeps and would-be rapists.

[The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher @NumbersMuncher]

This (real) video from GE on how to reset their "C" light bulbs is the most incredible how-to video you'll ever see.

They want to see how far they can push their customers before they snap. https://t.co/gbXOc543fy

[ABC News Politics @ABCPolitics]

Jon Stewart: "What an incredible metaphor this room is for the entire process that getting healthcare and benefits for 9/11 first responders has come to ... a filled room of 9/11 first responders and in front of me, a nearly empty Congress" https://t.co/vSFOq0Kl2v

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

No one notices the ghosts of dogs. Their hauntings are too companionable.

They curl at the foot of the bed in the soft early mornings.

Warm. Content.

Urging: just five minutes more.

[John Heilemann @jheil]

I'll ask again: Why would a man this indignant, emotional, and certain of his innocence not be demanding an FBI investigation of the accusations against him? Why is he not insisting that his friend Mark Judge testify on his behalf?

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

Don't ever ask Ford why she was terrified to be in the same room with this man again. Now you know.

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

Agree

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

So, yeah.

Beyond the arguments of the Kavanaugh/Ford case, the President of the United States just trolled every woman in America who was a victim of sexual assault and was afraid to report it.

The ads write themselves.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

I know there's a lot of competition but this is the worst thing he's ever tweeted.

[Scott Cody @_scottcody]

The look of pure joy on @chrislhayes' face when he delivered that Estes joke will warm cold hearts for years to come.

[Liz @handspunthread]

My favorite @chrislhayes is corny @chrislhayes lol #thing1thing2

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Todd. He saved his human from a rattlesnake yesterday. A true h*ckin hero. He’s expected to make a full recovery and has been rewarded our fifth ever 15/10