tYde🌊🌊

gm

[tYde🌊🌊 @handsrtyde]

puter what do when situationship who dropped me is reposting lovey wlw tiktoks????? LIKE U COULDA HAD THAT U IDIOT

it’s okay we dodged a bullet

[tYde🌊🌊 @handsrtyde]

got so flustered talking to my customer huzz that i hit her with
“how’s the weather out there” 🥀🥀🥀

ZERO GAME.

[tYde🌊🌊 @handsrtyde]

i get so paranoid every time i say “my friend” to my parents when i’m actually referring to a friend bc that’s how i always hide the huzz at first so i don’t want them to suspect i’m getting freaky tmr but it’s just me and my brotha omen watching trashing dating shows

[tYde🌊🌊 @handsrtyde]

but it’s pride month (i say when absolutely anything goes wrong)

[tYde🌊🌊 @handsrtyde]

anyways i crave sushi so much i googled if there was a reason and it basically said i’m emotionally attached to it which honestly checks out

[tYde🌊🌊 @handsrtyde]

i’m back yall bouta be sick of me

[tYde🌊🌊 @handsrtyde]

happy lesbian visibility week i met my shlinks roommates situationship and she said “ i like this one better” 

[tYde🌊🌊 @handsrtyde]

so grateful cilantro doesn’t taste like soap to me

[tYde🌊🌊 @handsrtyde]

what a beautiful way to wake up baddie on my right bay on my left

[tYde🌊🌊 @handsrtyde]

and now i’m drunk watching rebah at pop pops condom

[tYde🌊🌊 @handsrtyde]

i love sushi

[tYde🌊🌊 @handsrtyde]

conned by MAGgojaco fuck 🥀

[tYde🌊🌊 @handsrtyde]

BUTCH DORITO DELIVERY DRIVER BUTCH DORITO DELIVERY DRIVER BUTCH DORITO DELIVERY DRIVER

[tYde🌊🌊 @handsrtyde]

he made me scuff my clogs during tag

[Timbrrrr @tim_tam_tum]

And in this moment I think of Ashley Normada

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Every chance I get:

[tYde🌊🌊 @handsrtyde]

me minding my own lesbian business

[tYde🌊🌊 @handsrtyde]

just named the price of a sushi roll from oishi off the doom…

[eliz @eliza___v]

the best thing Apple has ever created

[tYde🌊🌊 @handsrtyde]

@tim_tam_tum IM DEAD IM ACTUALLY
SO STUPID

[tYde🌊🌊 @handsrtyde]

need a smirking emoji now