mildly malicious hand eater

i am baby. 20 she/him
(top em only), rickorty, primecest
дай дураку хуй стеклянный, он и хуй разобьёт, и руки порежет

[mildly malicious hand eater @handtaker]

he asked for no pickles #empm #epm #mortycest

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i uploaded a shitpost with no tags and a screenshot of empm and it has already gotten to almost 300 likes. i am concerned and surprised at the same time

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@annyael16 я пыталась азахаххаха

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@annyael16 ЖАЖАЗАЗХАЗАЗП

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whoever you are i will eat your hand off /silly you can send me a thousand asks and i will be happy receiving every single one of them trust me. i'm all sunshine and rainbows. so sunshine and rainbows the world explodes when i go outside so i stay home

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if this doesn't happen to empm in s10 i'm shooting myself

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i don't have a partner but i wanted to make a joke so i guess that works. huh

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@Lulolloioi six seven 😔

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@rickprimecel OH TRUE TRUE. holy jeez i love your brain. i'll be daydreaming about this now so hard

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кстати технически не совсем правильно. you're getting это констатация одного факта. а "я тебя приговорю" это больше угроза, "i will sentence you to"

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@miya_rimo real footage of the lesbian ceo em walking around

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pinterest suit outfits!! i went for a look that's a little different from em's original president fit to keep it distinguisheable. also i gave her SLIGHTLY longer hair, started with a bob cut but then just put a few hairs behind her head and it looked sexy so i kept it. sobbing

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also thank you for the ask!!! whoever you are!!!!

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John Shitpost

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i think i'm not fully grasping my potential here but it's okay i'll keep being innocent

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yes keep going

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i wanted to go with a sexy nnnngh but my cringe alert worked and i couldn't bear the consequences

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@miya_rimo real

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93 likes on my empm shitpost thing with no tags. how does that work where are you guys coming from

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сейчас буду кромсать чёлку ура класс она длиннее на 0.5 сантиметров чем я хочу поэтому время отстричь пол головы. это будет очень криво но у меня кудряшки поэтому все равно никто не заметит