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I'm nauseous

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citizen is a wild app this is in response to a police chase

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I’m sick I just watched my bf gulp water so fast he choked and coughed it up straight into his beans + snot rocket dripped into them AND STILL CONTINUED TO EAT THEM men are illegal now

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There should be apple wallet ID I would like to stop carrying wallets forever please I lose them

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men ruin everything

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it should be against the law to talk across the aisle on 7am flights

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thinking about cicis pizza today

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If u saw me at the slipper room ln no u did not

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August in New York is living hell

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@chimidrea U might have to move to bk bbygirl

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@TroySantolla That’s why u combine get high and then workout

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does anybody want me in a gay way

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Influencers will really ignore you for 2 months after you quote them for their wedding and expect you to have held their date w no deposit THEN ask you to take over 1k off the price LMAO

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my skater bf just told me I am more than just a homie ❤️‍🩹

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@chimidrea Yes fav place I’ve ever been stayed in marseille but spent days in cassis which was incredible. Went in sept and the weather was perfect. Def stay on the coast

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It’s literally so embarrassing putting so much energy into being hateful lmao

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Sports are dumb I wish everyone a very shut the fuck up

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Wondering how many years it will be before I stop knowing about the Kardashians against my will

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Petition to make subway trains much quieter pls less screechy ow