phantom top cropper of the rocky mountains 🤍💚🖤

i'm here, i'm queer, i'm drowning in fear

[phantom top cropper of the rocky mountains 🤍💚🖤 @hanglarkspur]

you're in his dms
i'm who they discuss in marriage counseling

[phantom top cropper of the rocky mountains 🤍💚🖤 @hanglarkspur]

uncanny valley? i think you mean my vagina

[phantom top cropper of the rocky mountains 🤍💚🖤 @hanglarkspur]

fun first date idea: compare natal charts and psych testing results

[phantom top cropper of the rocky mountains 🤍💚🖤 @hanglarkspur]

clueless (1995) is why millenials and gen z are watching and creating so much step-sibling porn. in this essay i will...

[phantom top cropper of the rocky mountains 🤍💚🖤 @hanglarkspur]

anyone else think mgk looks like paul bernardo?

[phantom top cropper of the rocky mountains 🤍💚🖤 @hanglarkspur]

one of the dangers of painting in your underwear is getting paint on your thighs, somehow

[phantom top cropper of the rocky mountains 🤍💚🖤 @hanglarkspur]

oh you were going to murder me, burn my face off, and then steal my identity to escape your life but i triggered a flashback about how you killed your dad and now you want me to forgive you?

well...okay i guess bc you're just so darn handsome ed

[phantom top cropper of the rocky mountains 🤍💚🖤 @hanglarkspur]

i relate heavily to the crew of the revenge bc i too distrust anyone who is supportive, caring, and responsive to my needs #OurFlagMeansDeath

[phantom top cropper of the rocky mountains 🤍💚🖤 @hanglarkspur]

i got gerson and gestalt confused and showed up to my therapist's office with a bag of grapefruits, a juicer, an enema kit, and a french press ope

[phantom top cropper of the rocky mountains 🤍💚🖤 @hanglarkspur]

i tried touching grass but turns out smoking it works a lot better

[phantom top cropper of the rocky mountains 🤍💚🖤 @hanglarkspur]

me, desperate for girldick: "yes, i would love to see all of your cities: skylines mods"

[phantom top cropper of the rocky mountains 🤍💚🖤 @hanglarkspur]

i don't want macaroni noises, i want greek yogurt noises

[phantom top cropper of the rocky mountains 🤍💚🖤 @hanglarkspur]

when you really think about it, mushrooms are the top of the food chain

[phantom top cropper of the rocky mountains 🤍💚🖤 @hanglarkspur]

sure nirvana was okay but have you heard "learn to fly"

[phantom top cropper of the rocky mountains 🤍💚🖤 @hanglarkspur]

peeing in the shower is the gateway drug to your golden shower kink, hth

[phantom top cropper of the rocky mountains 🤍💚🖤 @hanglarkspur]

i only get on the bird app to cyberbully businesses mistreating workers and scream into the void about rankisms. this is okay.

also @elonmusk still sucks and is a very fragile manbaby who doesn't understand anything except his pp gets hard when the imaginary stonk number grows.

[phantom top cropper of the rocky mountains 🤍💚🖤 @hanglarkspur]

@KYLE99011 @ShamingDeValera "bashing" a business that is engaging in illegal and unethical business practices. okay bub. are you a bar certified attorney currently representing satan in a court of law? or another person who is in the interest of exploitative business practices?