Adam Page’s Beer

I don’t cause your problems. I help ease them!

[Eric @xericjames]

This is my favorite headline of all time @DanhausenAD

[Adam Page’s Beer @hangmansbeer]

I hate words

[Adam Page’s Beer @hangmansbeer]

I hate the taste of paper
#AEWDynamite

[Adam Page’s Beer @hangmansbeer]

@HangmansBoots @MjfScarf @AnadilAlbalushi @ShidaKendo @LibrarianBooks @JimmysStapleGun @S_SkyBeard @Machobeard4life @ThumblySqueezed @ExcaliburMask @NylaRoseMask @LadyFrostCloak @MJFsDiamondRing @SeanMcleoud @EyeOfLuther Idk how I feel about this

[Adam Page’s Beer @hangmansbeer]

@LibrarianBooks @AnadilAlbalushi @ThumblySqueezed @MjfScarf @ShidaKendo @JimmysStapleGun @S_SkyBeard @Machobeard4life @ExcaliburMask @NylaRoseMask @LadyFrostCloak @MJFsDiamondRing @HangmansBoots @SeanMcleoud @EyeOfLuther I don’t have a membership to petco, sorry.

[Adam Page’s Beer @hangmansbeer]

@_Souppy_ @MjfScarf @AnadilAlbalushi @ShidaKendo @LibrarianBooks @JimmysStapleGun @S_SkyBeard @Machobeard4life @ThumblySqueezed @ExcaliburMask @NylaRoseMask @LadyFrostCloak @MJFsDiamondRing @HangmansBoots @SeanMcleoud @EyeOfLuther Don’t hold too long. Please. It gets uncomfortable

[Adam Page’s Beer @hangmansbeer]

@AnadilAlbalushi @ThumblySqueezed @MjfScarf @ShidaKendo @LibrarianBooks @JimmysStapleGun @S_SkyBeard @Machobeard4life @ExcaliburMask @NylaRoseMask @LadyFrostCloak @MJFsDiamondRing @HangmansBoots @SeanMcleoud @EyeOfLuther *smashes some dude’s car unnecessarily with a pumpkin and flips off squirrel that watched the entire time*
You didn’t see anything.
You called?

[Adam Page’s Beer @hangmansbeer]

@BeastWrestler21 @MjfScarf @DJBurnBook @ShidaKendo @LibrarianBooks @JimmysStapleGun @S_SkyBeard @Machobeard4life @NylaRoseMask @ExcaliburMask @MJFsDiamondRing @LadyFrostCloak @HangmansBoots *trips over some dude’s pet turtle and lands face first onto some grandmas kitchen table full of random baking goods*
Somebody called me?

[The Invisible Hand @TheDonCallis]

Have a nice weekend

[MATT HARDY @MATTHARDYBRAND]

The internet told me this happened 21 years ago today.

[EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER 🇨🇦 @EvilUno]

Video games > Drugs

[Tave @0hbetave]

Yup this is the one.

[Adam Page’s Beer @hangmansbeer]

I accidentally lost my phone in some sewer back at Mexico.
Don’t ask how.
I’m back tho.

[Adam Page’s Beer @hangmansbeer]

@LibrarianBooks @NylaRoseMask @ShidaKendo @LadyFrostCloak @JimmysStapleGun @BootsHangmans @S_SkyBeard @ExcaliburMask @JaySwitchblade_ @ALittleBitOfThe @OmegaManMilk @CutlerD20 @MarkosFannyPack @MjfScarf I’m sorry! The book looked at me weird!
It saw what was coming!

[Adam Page’s Beer @hangmansbeer]

@LibrarianBooks @NylaRoseMask @ShidaKendo @LadyFrostCloak @JimmysStapleGun @BootsHangmans @S_SkyBeard @ExcaliburMask @JaySwitchblade_ @ALittleBitOfThe @OmegaManMilk @CutlerD20 @MarkosFannyPack @MjfScarf The one with Dr. Seuss I think

[Adam Page’s Beer @hangmansbeer]

@LibrarianBooks @NylaRoseMask @ShidaKendo @LadyFrostCloak @JimmysStapleGun @BootsHangmans @S_SkyBeard @ExcaliburMask @JaySwitchblade_ @ALittleBitOfThe @OmegaManMilk @CutlerD20 @MarkosFannyPack @MjfScarf I accidentally went to a library drunk and spilt some beer on some books.
Please forgive me.

[Katie Nolan @katienolan]

@The_MJF god damn it

[Adam Page’s Beer @hangmansbeer]

Finally a good one

[Adam Page’s Beer @hangmansbeer]

@JimmysStapleGun @MjfScarf @ALittleBitOfThe @SeanMcleoud @AllieGolem @alexhammerstone @S_SkyBeard @ShidaKendo @ExcaliburMask @NylaRoseMask @LadyFrostCloak @OmegaManMilk @HangmansBoots @LibrarianBooks @WARHORSEFP_IWB Love that chicken from Kentucky!
Such delicious chicken tenders 5 stars out of 10.

[Adam Page’s Beer @hangmansbeer]

@alexhammerstone @MjfScarf Wanna drink it over?