scal 🍉

seacaster parent hater | 18 | he/him

[scal 🍉 @hangmanvan]

bloodrush

[dianne ⚢ @nenekasa]

[ART COMMS!]

i'm opening commissions pls help a girl get some money.... dm me or email me ([email protected]!)

[scal 🍉 @hangmanvan]

i fear that fantasy high has followed the infamous trilogy formula of the first installment being well-liked, the second being the undisputed fan favourite and the third being hated and/or a point of controversy

[scal 🍉 @hangmanvan]

this was so gorgug of him

[Make Some Noise @MakeSomeNoiseDO]

"I don't give a f*** what the noise was!" - @ZacOyama

#MakeSomeNoise

[scal 🍉 @hangmanvan]

the girl she's a little bit in love with FINALLY broke up with her pathetic unstylish loser rock band boyfriend only to then get a pathetic unstylish loser emo band boyfriend? it'd tip her over the edge she'd have to kill somebody

[scal 🍉 @hangmanvan]

i think this would end in one less rat grinder for the bad kids to deal with thanks to sam nightingale smiting him from the face of the earth

[laney @caramelindarox]

If this was a different show I think Ruben would've dated Zelda for interpersonal tension reasons

[scal 🍉 @hangmanvan]

possibly my favourite brennan picture. why are him and the cat making the same face

[scal 🍉 @hangmanvan]

yes the existence of sexy rat is strange and absurd haha now can we focus on the teen boy crying and begging for his attackers to do whatever they want w him just to get it over with. does that not make you sick to your stomach at least a little bit. idk

[scal 🍉 @hangmanvan]

really wish people took fabian's nightmare forest scene more seriously. that shit's genuinely horrifying and borderline sa but eeeveryone loves to giggle about sexy rat

[scal 🍉 @hangmanvan]

this chart is fabian ragh gorgug owlbearsmvp3waymakeoutsesh. in that order

[midna @aroacerizgukgak]

hey guys does anyone like modern aus. and ghosts. and the bad kids (and friends). do i have the au for you. behold! in collaboration with my good friend scal

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[Oisin Duffy @OisinDuffy15]

Really hard to break cycles of violence when the players solve their biggest problems with intense, domineering violence.

[Oisin Duffy @OisinDuffy15]

Dimension 20 really is so illustrative of D&D's bone deep reactionary roots. In non combat episodes they talk the anti capitalist talk, but as soon as combat breaks out, they go into full murder cop mode. That's what the game's design encourages as the path of least resistance

[scal 🍉 @hangmanvan]

it's not tbk's fault they live in a world and go to a school that has deemed it necessary and even good to put a bunch of 17 year olds in the position of judge jury and executioner. but also you're 17 years old please stop playing judge jury and executioner

[scal 🍉 @hangmanvan]

@hunkologistbuck only three? why stop there

[scal 🍉 @hangmanvan]

the number of times i've seen people claiming riz isn't actually canon ace because brennan said it rather than murph is insane. do you people think brennan is going behind his players' backs and forcibly queerifying their characters without their knowledge or input

[midna @aroacerizgukgak]

move over riz gukgak penny luckstone is my new favourite rogue

[scal 🍉 @hangmanvan]

it's her

[scal 🍉 @hangmanvan]

hallariel seacaster, absentee mother of all absentee mothers, princess of idgafghanistan, perhaps more of a danger to her son sober than she was drunk? and besides that the way kei lumennura deals with teens is so laissez-faire that i imagine neglect is just the MO for lomeneldas

[scal 🍉 @hangmanvan]

people pulling out that one the good place scene about eleanor's mom in reference to fabian dealing w hallariel having a new kid does make me giggle a little because. you think hallariel's gonna get her shit together? you think she's gonna actually take care of that baby?? LMAOOO