Hang the Messenger

Boundless Social Commentary and Catharsis

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My Bitch of a Best Friend - http://t.co/ilPNl9I

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via @TheOnion - Helicopter Mating Season Begins http://t.co/9C4vUH4

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2moro is supposed to be armageddon. But I'm in Ireland...6- 9 hours ahead of U.S. time. Does that mean the rapture will happen here first?

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via @TheOnion - Trump Unable To Produce Certificate Proving He's Not A Festering Pile Of Shit http://t.co/sHAIrFR

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Survey shows that 90% of Americans think that Kyle Crocco's view of the American Dream is complete horseshit!

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Amstel Light is actually a great mosquito repellent
-Beau McFarland

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HTM interviewed a vampire... I mean supermodel

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"...that's what Sheen said..."

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Confident, Charismatic, Crazy, Cool Cavaliers - http://bit.ly/hmGXHA

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What in the real life?! Real life is real? Thanks twenty-somethings for that awesome reality.

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So the other night.....and maybe a happy birthday - http://bit.ly/dMQ1sy

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'Tis the season to be.....(a) in debt, (b) drunk, (c) degraded by family, or (d) joyful.

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Mojito...or...Dos Equis? hmm... I'll have a Mojito and a Dos Equis. Make that Dos mojitos!

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How to Do Stuff - http://www.hangthemessenger.com/2010/11/27/how-to-do-stuff/

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I'm accepting applications for those who would like to massage out the knots in my back. Please send a photo along with resume.

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Why do I feel so cold? Its not the weather today... so it must be my heart.

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Don't know whether to be grateful or offended that not one trick-o-treater came to our door

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Watched Steve-O do stand-up comedy saturday night. Apparently I'm now the "Jackass" for thinking anything of value could come from him.

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A Word to the Wise: Dont confuse Bengay-cream with mayo. Makes for very interesting sandwiches.

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Tonight I was pulled over by a policeman. He explained to me that STOP SIGNS were not just suggestions. Like I'm supposed to know that?!