no thank you

human being

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

imagine if we just taxed billionaires and millionaires properly instead of relying on their benevolence as a PR stunt

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

luckily if you switch from video games to microsoft excel and then do it for 8 hours instead of 3, none of these things happen

[NWS Pittsburgh @NWSPittsburgh]

Here are the current season to date high and low temp rankings so far this winter. If the latest NBM guidance verifies, this winter season will end up being the 2nd warmest for average high temps, and 4th warmest for average low temps across the PGH area going back to 1875.

[no thank you @hanharley]

@BecomingCritter Host an impromptu wing fest event
Wing eating contest
Recommended beer and sauce pairings
Watch the NFL season highlights, soccer highlights, NHL, MLB, and the bachelor after that lol
Could do it as a fundraiser - Wings for Women, 10% of the proceeds support the women’s shelter

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

My mom told me her starting salary at a community college in 1985. It’s 150k in today’s money. There is no making your lunch at home that can make up for this. I make less than half that

[THEO♅ʙʀoмɪc @theobromic_]

people say they hate school but if money was no issue i would be out here collecting degrees like pokemon. max level in every job like i’m in final fantasy

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i missed your text i realized i’m going to have to keep responding to texts for the rest of my life and i got really tired

[Rob @thegallowboob]

Programming in a nutshell

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

when hospitality goes too far 😭

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Great news — starting today, Pennsylvania will begin automatic voter registration for folks getting a driver's license or state ID card at the DMV. Hopefully even more states will follow. 

https://t.co/xg5G6MIYwI

[Governor Josh Shapiro @GovernorShapiro]

From now on in Pennsylvania, if you’re an eligible voter getting or renewing your driver’s license or ID card at the DMV, you will be automatically registered to vote unless you choose to opt out.

Pennsylvania is an automatic voter registration state.

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

“is american or french food better” is a psyop to distract u from the fact that all of france is on their legally required month long vacation rn and you are staring at twitter at work

[Cate @supergayscripts]

Can we stop saying ‘Greta Gerwig scores biggest opening wkend ever for female director’ and start saying Greta Gerwig scores bigger opening weekend than any man this year - and most other years too. It’s the 24th highest opening in HISTORY. It’s bigger than TOP GUN MFING MAVERICK

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

So forgiving PPP loans is capitalism — but forgiving student loans is socialism?

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Dianne Feinstein is older than the Golden Gate Bridge.