hanibot

fun-sized, furious, filthy & frank. full-time fangirl. sith. slytherin. all things menace. shitposts.

[hanibot @hanib0t]

my last cat looks so expensive im so glad i picked her up for free at a parking lot. what a steal.

[The Futurizts @TheFuturizts]

5 signs you're doing financially better than you realize:

1) You have a stable job. 52,607 Malaysians have lost theirs this year.

2) You have savings. According to BNM, 6 in 10 can't raise RM1k during an emergency.

3) You occasionally pay for convenience to save time (valet parking, food delivery, etc).

4) You can treat yourself to a nice meal once in awhile.

5) You don’t live paycheck to paycheck. When your salary arrives, you don't wonder whether it'll be enough till the end of month.

[a.j. ⚧️🛸 @normalmaxxedaj]

jobs are not identities they are random shit you do for money

[nico ⨂ xspoilers @nicholasrstark]

our gambit didn't deserve this im so fucking pissed about this since d&w

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

Ron Pearlman hellboy was so good that I really don’t see how they can ever cast someone else without it being terrible

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

no more psycho analyzing. i actually dgaf what’s wrong w you just get it the fuck away from me

[hanibot @hanib0t]

this. we are all just tiny specks of dust in the universe.

[g @34rths]

Taking my big thoughts to big places so they feel small

[hanibot @hanib0t]

been going nuts about this sink. almost gave up today. then nad said “i trust ur judgment. you’ve searched high and low for something similar but this one u saw is the one. let’s just get it.” 🥹

lost opportunity for him to say “let that sink in.”

[📟 @sourskittlesz]

how malaysians feel after posting their ugly generative AI images "art"

[Chris Lakin @chrislakin]

God gives the happiest women to the happiest men btw

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

#through

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

This is such a beautiful perspective.

“Your comfort is your comfort… There's no medal for giving that up."

[c @kikaykikayi]

Job market is like do u want to train AI or be unemployed

[egó bèké @luchymoe]

Whatever love I gave you is yours to keep

[g @34rths]

I'm actually really good at overcoming every Evil situation that enters my life. No one is dimming my light EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the phrase “to be loved is to be worth the inconvenience” really transformed me because i find it so true whenever i think of my friends.