dingo

she belongs to the boards

[dingo @hanidaynes]

hey guys what have I missed

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Listening to Somebody Else by The 1975

[New Jersey @NJGov]

does your heart ever go:

         ♡    ♡       ♡    ♡
      ♡             ♡            ♡
       ♡  get out of the ♡
           ♡ left lane   ♡
                ♡         ♡
                       ♡

[dingo @hanidaynes]

giving up on people was the best thing i’ve ever done 10/10

[dc ✨ @supercoool_]

I don’t need anyone to be “hard on me”. I’m hard enough on myself. Be gentle with me. It’ll get you much further.

[prance @bocxtop]

how horny were dudes in the 50s they were putting their jackets over puddles instead of just asking women to step slightly to the left

[House_Wife_Material @butchdebayou]

Sure sex is great but have you ever left your restaurant job

[Glow✰ @gIowiny]

gm, let’s get this bread

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Please text a Leo today

[kemi @kemimarie]

you ever realize how many people are silently at war with you in their minds bc they don’t say anything directly to you?

you ever realize how many people you’ve been silently at war with bc you didn’t say anything directly?

every case doesn’t warrant communication, but damn.

[dingo @hanidaynes]

@CarrrChim perfect that’s all you need to join!

[dingo @hanidaynes]

starting a fantasy team but instead of football its my mental breakdowns of the week

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

me to myself

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Imma “it is what it is” until I die

[dingo @hanidaynes]

i think it’s time to retire my pinned tweet… thots comments concerns are all welcome