Hannah DeLeeuw

Stand-Up Comic. WY 🌾 -- NV 😎

[Hannah DeLeeuw @hanimatedcomedy]

@VitalVegas He has his own island too ya know..

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

🚨 URGENT
Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this person’s position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens.
In short, this person claims that the Macrons have executed upon and paid for my assassination. Yes, you read that correctly. More specifically, that the green light was given to a small team in National Gendamarie Intervention Group. I am told there is one Israeli that is on this assasination squad and the plans were formalized.
Again, this person provided concrete proof that they are well placed within the French government apparatus.
Further to this point, this person claims that Charlie Kirk’s assassin trained with the French legion 13th brigade with multi-state involvement.
Journalist Xavier Poussard’s life is also at risk. This is deadly serious. The head of state of France apparently wants us both dead and has authorized professional units to carry this out.
I ask that every person RETWEET and share this.
I do not know who in the American government can be trusted, since this source claims our leaders are aware. But I have more specific information which is definitively verifiable, should they care to reach out to me.
To the brave official in France who did this because they were so moved by the evil of Charlie’s public execution to risk their own life— May God bless you. Truly.

Let all be revealed.

[Hannah DeLeeuw @hanimatedcomedy]

@ryankickassa I want it

[Zak Williams @zakwilliams]

I lost my dad - pictured here as a cheerleader - to suicide in 2014. One of the biggest risks we face in suicide prevention is the fear of the stigma associated with seeking help. To all those who support those in need, THANK YOU. #nationalsuicidepreventionday

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Reminder that comedy is not supposed to be politically correct.

You are the WORST kind of person if you want to police laughter.

[Joe DeRosa @joederosacomedy]

Comedians today ain't shit. Policing each other because the media is telling us to? You mother fuckers don't know how divide and conquer works? The media wants to be us and they can't. They don't have the talent or skill. So they figured out a way to have us eat ourselves alive.

[Hannah DeLeeuw @hanimatedcomedy]

Yessss! I am now a proud patron of Awaken Energy LLC on @patreon, and you should be too: #NewPatron https://t.co/7creta17wp

[Hannah DeLeeuw @hanimatedcomedy]

You can take the girl out of the farm, but you can’t take the farm out of the girl. 🐖 💨
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#memorymonday to when I showed the audience what a real Wyoming woman looks like on the @UnderwearShow hosted by… https://t.co/JNsK3Ob4Gg

[Christopher Waldeck @AtypicallyFly]

Just finished the Underwear Show. Had a blast! Thank you @RyanBComedy for the spot and thank you @hannahcheyenna for the tip after the lap dance. Everyone did good!

#lasvegascomedian #lasvegas #vegascomedian… https://t.co/moLFo5b1hc

[Hannah DeLeeuw @hanimatedcomedy]

I called my boyfriend daddy in bed last night and now he is expecting a gift tomorrow. #HappyFathersDay

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Please just take a break from making new TV shows for, like, a year. Give us all time to catch up. I'm so fucking tired and I can't remember the last time I saw my family.

[Hannah DeLeeuw @hanimatedcomedy]

Have a drink, chances are you deserve it 🍺❤️💥 @ Fremont Street Experience https://t.co/LTXJnUJF1v

[Joshua Seth Hill @OurAmericanMind]

Cities can solve transportation problems AND local energy storage with ELECTRIC VEHICLES which have long-term battery life which can be utilized after the cars are decommissioned!

[Randy Villarba @randywrites]

Had a #dudewheresmycar moment. Then I remembered. The night ended with the hooligans at the midnight show @LAComedyClub & late night Mexican food. Anyone want to drive me to the @stratvegas ? I have weed. @fredreker @spirointhatshow @hannahcheyenna @kristakaycomedy

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

i cannot imagine how nervous gordon ramsays wife must get before he eats her pussy

[Hannah DeLeeuw @hanimatedcomedy]

Advice to new comics: always remember to move the mic stand and any feelings of hope behind you. 🖤
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📸 @KristaKay66
#Jokes #Motivation #Comedy #StandUp #DontQuit… https://t.co/TjqbMrnEs9

[Hannah DeLeeuw @hanimatedcomedy]

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[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

What I look for in a partner:
- funny
- works on themself
- has a bunker of canned foods and water somewhere in Wyoming so I can survive for a couple years after the imminent societal collapse brought about by catastrophic climate change
- likes Veep

[Hannah DeLeeuw @hanimatedcomedy]

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