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kotarou: thanks for opening my message and not responding
ken: all good bro, any time!
kotarou: fuck you

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police officer: you have the right to remain silent.
yuujirou: i choose to waive that right.
yuujirou: *screaming*

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fuuma: i personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan
girisha: we could attack them with hummus
fuuma: i stand corrected
girisha: just keeping things in perspective

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rio: thank you for not saying "i told you so"
dai: when you're as right as i am, you don't have to say it.

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kotarou: that's the longest worm i've ever seen.
hina: that's a snake

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yuujirou: i'm so upset
mona: why what happened
yuujirou: shut the fuck up
mona: okay fuck you stay upset hope your day gets worse like actually

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(waiting for aizou)
ken: would you like something to drink?
yuujirou: uh, sure.
ken, opening the fridge: ok. we have water, milk, juice, spiders, dr. pepper—
yuujirou: spiders??
ken: spiders it is, then
yuujirou: no, wai—
ken: *already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders*

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megu: i wish i could help you, but i shorn't.
yui: megu, please!
megu: what part of shorn't don't you understand?

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souta: when i was a kid, natsuki told me that the paper strip that’s in chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year
midori: they are!
souta: REALLY??
midori: no! why did you fall for that AGAIN?

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yui: *pulls back the curtain while iv is showering*
yui: hey, did we—stop screaming it's me—did we run out of cheetos?

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natsuki: you know what i've realized?
yuu: some thoughts are better unsaid?
natsuki: nice try. anways—

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aizou, holding a kettle: coffee or tea?
yuujirou: tea
aizou: wrong. it's coffee

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ken: is this mistletoe?
arisa: um, no. that's basil
ken: too bad cause if it was mistletoe i was gonna kiss you
arisa: yeah, no, it's still basil.

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saku: *pulls a glass of water out of nowhere*
haruki: where did you get that?
saku: my pocket.
haruki: how do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
saku: skills.

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aizou: do you know what i love about you, yuujirou?
yuujirou: what
aizou: that's the thing, i also don't know

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megu: i wasn't sure what kind of chocolate to get you for valentine's day, so i bought you the entire shop
dai:
dai: megu it's may

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natsuki: can you be any more annoying?
haruki: yes

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aizou: we're having a baby
minami: oh wow! congratula—
yuujirou, slamming adoption papers onto the table: it's you. sign here

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sena, near tears: please, mona, i don't speak meme! i don't know what a "yeet" is!

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natsuki: if i ever woke up as a donut, i'd be so scared
yuu: why
natsuki: you know why
yuu: you would eat yourself?
natsuki: i wouldn’t even hesitate