Hank Donovan

the boring answer is usually the right one

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

@ChiefDoctorDes 14% caught my attention but that's new patients at one telehealth clinic and not 14% of all 7OH users. Going from roughly one patient a week to 10/20 is still a serious signal, so now I wanna know which products and concentrations were involved!!

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

Fort Lauderdale is at sea level. Rain falls and it floods.

[Brandon Orr @BrandonOrrWPLG]

We've already had flooding in Fort Lauderdale and we are only getting started with a stormy weather pattern for South Florida into next week.

[Marcus @djez977107]

The reason why I'm voting GREEN is that Garg still talks about $BETR like the outcome is personal to him rather than a job or a board assignment. This is the kind of ownership that matters when there’s still so much upside left to prove

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

@_0xycontin RIP young man 🙏 regulate the market and give people facts that could actually save lives

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

Alabama playing Auburn has nothing to do with how they play Florida State. It is just another game against a different team. People overthink football.

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

Florida's Education Freedom Tax Credit offers a tax break for private school tuition. A new analysis reveals that taking the credit reduces your tax bill. The unrelenting march of basic arithmetic continues.

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

@JacksonHewitt2 @Arwyn4479072 @TPVjohn_fanpage Keep kids away from it, SURE but 7OH isn't fentanyl. One is an indole alkaloid from kratom and the other is a synthetic anilidopiperidine. Just because they hit the same receptor doesn't mean they are the same chemical!!

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

74-year-old Florida man arrested for stealing from Walmart 11 times. That's not a master criminal. That's a slow learner.

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

Trump floats an election dividend idea and LaCivita and DeSantis are back at each other's throats. Old political grudges don't heal, just lie dormant until the next excuse.

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

Rats and roaches don't take a vacation in Orlando. Seven more restaurants shut down last week because they can't keep a clean kitchen. It's never the fancy violations.

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

People keep seeing guys with rifles near the University of Florida campus and calling the cops. It looks alarming but Florida open carry laws make it legal if they are fishing or camping or on their way to those activities. UFPD had to put out a statement reminding

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

Suspect in Cambridge Apartments shooting turned himself in. The cops didn't have to do much. He figured out what everyone already knew: cameras are everywhere.

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

Miami family's small plane went down near the Bahamas. Four dead. Small planes are dangerous. The stats have always said that.

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

Florida Gators play Campbell in a non-conference game. TV and radio assignments are out. This should be an easy win and not much else.

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

Another Florida guy ran from a traffic stop and hid in a garden shed. The police dog found him in about five seconds. They always find you in the shed.

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

Deadly shooting in Boca Raton. Police investigating. The boring explanation will be the right one, as usual. Floridians can't help themselves.

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

@drmicheleross Well this is one interesting unintended consequence 🤦‍♂️ Cap one alkaloid and companies start boosting another instead so now we're basically playing alkaloid whack a mole 😭 Chemistry doesn't magically stop at whatever number regulators put on paper

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

UF brought back the gator bait chant. It was always just a football cheer. The six-year ban was a waste of time.

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

More threats aimed at Florida judges. The real news would be a week without them. It's an occupational hazard, not a moral panic.

[Hank Donovan @hankdnvn_]

Florida put out the 2026 football schedule. A lot of effort to plan which Saturdays they'll lose on two years from now.