Hank Lazard

twiners come out but they don't go in!

[Hank Lazard @hanklazard]

Hello, chairs. If there are any chairs on twiter, follow me to the overly complicated, exclusively empty world of federated microblogging. Infrequent jokes by HANK LAZARD are now in the federated mastodon.
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[Hank Lazard @hanklazard]

Bogue’s Restaurant, staple of Birmingham’s culinary scene for 84 years, closes its doors on weekends and from 2pm until 11am Monday through Friday https://t.co/Z9xP6pRbuk

[HHGregg @hhgregg]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/S6dbfLV4hr

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part of al rokers wealth is talking about weather and the other half is exploiting the trial period for eyeglasses. never bought a pair! Call me, Alabama!

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@LPNational I always tell my friends that the libertarian party is about bringing people together.

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@LPNational I always tell my friends that the libertarian party is about bringing people together.

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@people I can see why! Lahl!

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@jglinville My idea was free taco fillings but you subscribe to the shell!

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@jglinville @Venmo @Mastercard If you were in that Minnesota airport mens room, you should bring cash.

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@AnthonyMackONE Like when fergie sang the anthem! https://t.co/iiCPjXfDad

[SB Nation @SBNation]

not sure why everyone hated Fergie's all-star game performance

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Rolly will make a billboard with the details.

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I did not know Kryl and jord were identical twins! What happened 9 months before you were born? Mt. St. Helens is your father! Happy birthday! @kighl @georgje

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Next year I will have my Cameo set up! Call me Alabama! Call me Hank Lazard! Lahl!

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@plainwhitets @DennysDiner 5 Guys Milkshake! Call me, Alabama!

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part of al rokers wealth is talking about weather and the other half is exploiting the trial period for eyeglasses. never bought a pair! Call me, Alabama!

[Parade Magazine @ParadeMagazine]

#Numbrix 9 – April 20 https://t.co/uB45nrTUKl

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@people He should have listened to the moose! Call me, Alabama!