hankmcfilthy

I’m a baby

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

@grindline4life @BarstoolJordie Dad is bored af. Next time take him to Sagnasty.

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

😬 @becksadamov hopefully that isn’t hereditary.

[Levi Parkinson @levimcfilthy]

@avadamov #moveoverronswanson

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

@grindline4life @DidHuriteScore No, he didn’t.

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

Love family time with my cousin @becksadamov

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

Ornithophobia - the fear of birds.

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

In my lifetime my dad hasn’t lost in the bandwagon bet. @becksadamov how’re things going for you?

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

@becksadamov #wickedsmaht

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

First steps today. Sucks to suck @becksadamov.

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

My new favorite movie. #SayAnythingDoDoDoDoDoDo

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

@grindline4life I’m eight months old. It’s impressive when I roll over.

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

Hey @becksadamov, tell your dad to save some muscles for the rest of us.

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

@becksadamov What’s he saving it for?

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

Dad is worried for his next son. Said he only has so much handsomeness he can pass on and he’s used it all up on the first go-round. @becksadamov, be happy your dad doesn’t have that issue.

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

#walletguy

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

@grindline4life No, I don’t cry like a bitch. Must be @goodhairbecks.

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

What’s the opposite of of Freudianism? Because my dad is handsome af.

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

While dad was changing me I flashed him a smile when he got the diaper off. He smiled back and said “I love naked boys”. Then he winced and shook his head. It got weird. I don’t get it. Does he not love me?

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

@goodhairbecks Gingerly

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

Never too early in life for your first hockey lesson.

Thanks @spencerjordan20

Step 1 - Crush Burrito
Step 2 - Dangle

[hankmcfilthy @hankmcfilthy]

Mom keeps forcing dad to do stuff around the house. I think she may have postpartum oppression.