Ham

" i do not think therefore i do not am "

[b @wwxwashere]

girls when they find a good fic

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

The elegant walk got me off guard 😂😂

[Ham @hankpo_ham]

@tendermiasma REAL

[Suzanne @tendermiasma]

My special talent is always finding a reason to check a bag no matter how short the trip is

[rusticcc @rusticfurnace]

im here rn in campus and all i can think about is ghost and soap making out nasty

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

rt to jump in

ignore to hurt their feelings

[Jathan Sadowski @jathansadowski]

Oh I don't know, I think that territory is actually very well charted

[suddenly sun tzusan @chickengender]

This doll kinda looks like Brittany Broski

[𝄢 kat @Derivakat]

i am not a passenger princess i am a passenger court jester. i must keep the driver awake, assist in navigation and tightly manage the music playlist. my hat jingles so that i may maintain my permanent front seat privileges and avoid execution.

[🪽吳子霖 Jerome Ng 🪽#HYPER_EGO @jxandrexng]

If it doesn't go "ai ai ai I'm your little butterfly" when I press a number, I don't want it

[strade @stradeDIO]

i had a vision #xenomorph #alien

[ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ @pot8um]

I’m so sorry but Balto didn’t deliver diphtheria serum to sick children via sled in 1925 just for us to charge thousands for vaccines and withhold them from entire populations a century later

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

cats have been bothering their humans since the dawn of time

[quinn알리사 @Quinveer]

Women wised up to the fact that majority of men want kids in a way a child wants a puppy knowing full well the mom is going to pick up after it and do most of the labor required. Men don’t train to be loving empathetic and present fathers the way women are expected to be mothers.