I crossed a busy road not realizing it was open to oncoming traffic, and before I realized my mistake I was facing a land rover slamming on the brakes at 40mph.
When his meal arrived, Porky had a bite... and thought it was the best steak in the world. For the next five days, he returned to this restaurant, ordering the same delicacy every single time. On his final night in Spain, Porky sat down to order. "The usual," he told the waiter.