Tommy Eiré

MEGA - Make Eiré Great Again

[Tommy Eiré @hanlon101]

@curtiswoodhous8 Took a punt myself

[MichaeloKeeffe @Mick_O_Keeffe]

Welcome to Ireland....

- Your taxi driver from the airport is Nigerian man.

- When you arrive at the hotel, you are checked in by a Ukrainian woman.

- After settling in you take a walk to Arnotts, but there are 40 people from the Congo outside doing a voodoo ritual because one of their people died while shoplifting.

- Later, on the way to an Irish pub, you pass the mosque, the vape shops, the kebab shops and oh so many Turkish barbers.

- When you arrive, you are served a terrible pint of Guinness by a middle-aged Brazilian woman.

- Afterwards, you want some fish and chips, but the chip shop is owned by a group of men from Afghanistan so you return to the hotel and go to sleep.

- The next day you visit the Phoenix Park, but you leave immediately after you are approached by what looks like a gang of Somali pirates.

- So you head to the historic GPO, the base of the Irish rebellion, to take some pictures you will cherish forever. Unfortunately it's dole day, so 200 Africans are queueing up outside for their free money.

- For your second night you travel to rural Ireland, where you are due to meet Paddy, your Airbnb owner. But it turns out Paddy is actually an Indian man and he owns 12 Airbnb's in this small Irish town.

- On day 3 you wake up and travel to the scenic Powerscourt Waterfall, but you are greeted by 500 Pakistanis who are cooking goats and blasting Islamic music.

- On the taxi trip back you are driven by a 73-year-old man from Bangladesh who arrived in Ireland 3 weeks ago. His cousin is the Mayor of a rural village in County Cork.

- Becoming frustrated with your "Irish trip" you decide to spend the night in, and luckily the Rose of Tralee is live on TV, but the Dublin Rose is a Somali Muslim.

- Day 4, you wake up and book a flight to Poland. You will never visit Ireland again.

[Tommy Eiré @hanlon101]

@broceliande @JohnHenderson81 @actingjoe It's not really that big of an assumption, he was in a pub and leaving it on a bike at ,4:30 in the morning, not saying it's a fact, but it's a reasonable assumption too make that alcohol was a factor here

[Tommy Eiré @hanlon101]

@ArdlyEar @StevesWorld2023 @JohnHenderson81 @actingjoe To be fair who's staying in a pub until 2:55 am and not having a drink. Looks as though a pint of Guinness sat there beside him. It is very tragic. Such a beautiful soul

[Tommy Eiré @hanlon101]

@_onlyscott Kroos

[Heléna Davies 🇪🇺 @Davies1Helena]

@I_amMukhtar Ahhh come on, it wasn’t that bad! It was quite wholesome actually.

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

England struggling with all them crosses into the box?👀✌🏻

[Tommy Eiré @hanlon101]

@uttdkola Bale... Muthafucka

[Tommy Eiré @hanlon101]

@utdmax0 Hargreaves

[Tommy Eiré @hanlon101]

@NathanSRFC @ATLiverpool_ Bet you're great craic on a night out

[Kata @utdshows]

🚨🎙️ Rio Ferdinand on Manchester City’s reported £116 million move for Elliot Anderson:

🗣️ “You see the way nobody is talking about Manchester City signing Elliot Anderson for £116 million?

If that was Manchester United, the transfer fee would be all over the timeline.

People would be making memes, calling the player overpriced, and saying United had been robbed before he’d even kicked a ball.

It’s the same when Chelsea, Arsenal, or Liverpool spend big money. The reaction is never this loud.

But the moment it’s Manchester United, everyone suddenly becomes a football accountant.

Maybe that’s just the price of being the biggest club in the world.” 👀

[Tommy Eiré @hanlon101]

@BernieSanders Wtf is dying in Europe?

[UK Footy Bible @UKFootyBible]

Declan Rice complaining how Ghana put “11 men behind the ball” like his team Arsenal didn’t do that against PSG for 2 hours…

[Tommy Eiré @hanlon101]

@LollipopLeyley Why doesn't France have any white players

[Coach JK @John_Kavanagh]

last week was 'hottest day' on record down to climate change. this week lashing rain and cold which is obviously climate change. the only solution is to increase number of date centres plus increase carbon tax pronto - that'll fix it!

[Tommy Eiré @hanlon101]

@Neduszn8 Eiger gudjohnson

[Blind Bear 🐻🕶️ @BlindBearMedia]

A STANDING stoppage for Usyk while Rico is up on the scorecards

As fixed as it gets, feel bad for Rico he fought so well

Boxing is a dying sport for a reason #RicoUsyk

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[Ben Scallan 🇮🇪 @Ben_Scallan]

"Immigrants hold up the health service."

"Sure, the Irish emigrated everywhere."

"Shut up."

Those are the only arguments you ever hear in defence of mass migration. That's genuinely all they have.

[Ian Y 💙 @cheshian]

@paddypower Checking out before the day of reckoning?