han

another nerdy white grl. don't we have enough of those?

[Sub-Radio @subradioband]

send this to your Pride +1. definitely do NOT send this to @RonDeSantis

[han @hanmanJELLY]

the hottest woman alive is at the gym today and i legit cannot stop staring. her body is legit insane, muscular but feminine. fml.

[han @hanmanJELLY]

you kinda had to be there, it was like 5 years ago, but sometimes i think back to that day and get really proud about putting the little bitch in his place

[han @hanmanJELLY]

… one time, this man thought he was hot shit and had ultraviolence tattooed on his chest. and before y’all come for me for judging someone he was a real POS to my friend and psychologically abuse. anyway, he was treating me and my friend like shit….

[han @hanmanJELLY]

… we were headed to the pool and he takes off his shirt spilling his alpha shit vibes everywhere. he was taking hella shit talking to me like i was a dumbass. and i was like “is your tattoo related to the lana del rey song?” - i never heard a man shut the fuck up so fast

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

bro was flabbergasted when he saw himself in the mirror😭😭

[han @hanmanJELLY]

people are allowed to make mistakes but i’m so tired of explaining to EVERY HUMAN, the importance of sunscreen

[han @hanmanJELLY]

i care about my skin and wear
sunscreen. EVERYTIME i go to the pool, i wear. sunscreen. everytime i go to the pool i tell my husband to wear. sunscreen. he says to me “i don’t need sunscreen i’m italian”. so i let him be an adult and make his own decisions abt him not wearing it

[han @hanmanJELLY]

so yeah, i’m a shit wife because i won’t offer him pity of baby my husband because he is a fucking adult - just like myself and he needs to learn to take care of himself.

[han @hanmanJELLY]

oh, but would you believe. what happen later when we got home? he was so burnt, and he was freezing last night. and honestly to god, i feel like a horrible wife but i cannot find it in myself to care. i’m tired of fighting to convince people that sunscreen is important. PERIODT.

[han @hanmanJELLY]

holy shit. #NeverHaveIEver — this episode about going to college is so fucking real. SO REAL. men touching you when you don’t want it, not knowing who you are, being an adult for the first time alone. it’s so fucking REAL. bravo.

[luɥ ɟo oǝɔ @011scenes]

no one:
stranger things every season:

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/9tWMYPxfW8

[chase ♠️✨ @enumchase]

when your boyfriend went to get you pads but got the wingless ones

[han @hanmanJELLY]

omfg this is ptsd triggering for me

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

i missed therapy because i was up until 4am making this

[han @hanmanJELLY]

two sets of twins on one flight. what kinda of shit is that

[han @hanmanJELLY]

@Browtweaten no nipples tho