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[MR @MarcusRashford]

If you can do one thing for me tonight, sign the petition 👇🏾

https://t.co/FvvpO71zOv

It’s time we put party politics aside and worked together to find a long-term sustainable solution to child food poverty in the UK.

Implement the 3 asks.

I appreciate you all ♥️

[CLEA💡 @Riches_21]

Just found out that we’ve been messing with the same girl 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[j @jillhndez]

We don’t skip 2000s R&B in this car

[hann @hann_mill]

@decentpatter @Athomasson1 100% something you’d do

[Emelia @emelia_melia]

Looking at expensive houses on Rightmove is the adult equivalent of circling all the things you wish you could buy in the Argos catalogue.

[David Ruthven @Davidruthven_]

Who the FUCKS got a yella toilet seat 😭😭😭

[hann @hann_mill]

@TLOPumi @n0rtherntw4t @iamlottierowe

[Belinda McEyebrow © @PissOffHon]

Omg best magic trick I’ve EVER seen

[Yoncé Vocals @YonceVocals]

Your favs were found shaking https://t.co/NuVpdWC3sd

[mads @Frenchd0gblues]

Here’s some of the good news from 2018

[Lauren McLoughlin @laurenmcx]

*Postcode lottery advert: “Somebody’s knocking at the door”

My brain:

Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me: SOMEBODYS RINGING THA BELLLLLLLLL

[Isla @islalouiseox]

*Gets up to leave*

My brain:

Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me - Right!

[Jake @JakeeBurt]

Me: *in assembly in year 5*

My brain:

Dont sing it
Dont sing it
Dont sing it
Dont sing it
Dont sing it

Me:

GIVE ME OIL IN MY LAMP KEEP ME BURNING

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

Slug to the heed 😂😂😂

[John Mackay @jokemackay12]

Big Kelly wae the bright ideas

[B @bobbilee_x]

There must be more to life than being excited to go to your bed after work every night