hannah🌙

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

“Do I go 2 heaven if my taxes kill kids?”

[sir roć lee ®️ @alifrm24th]

Took my meds with a vanilla berry Red Bull

[َ @4NGELWING]

i’m pregnant with laughter and you’re the father bro

[Weagle @Weaglelol]

When your boy hits his first parlay

[ravn @mfnravn]

half princess half big dawg

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

I hate when GIRLS die

[onion person @CantEverDie]

what do you mean this isn’t edited to look kirked up

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 @nazzygirlxx]

i’m gonna hold ur bicep when i say this

[John Smith @johnsmithyson0]

No darling, I don't have dick "game". Women's pleasure isn't a fucking joke to me. I have dick strategic initiatives. I have dick KPIs.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

No lies detected.

[turtle @pepprrs]

imagine we in a serious argument & i just start hittin ts in ur face on some calm shi

[Strewth! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @StrewthQueen]

There's almost 50,000 different denominations of Christianity lol

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

What type of beer push you down pulls your ass out and bust on your back wtf

[pineapple fanta @occult_sandwich]

Homeless man just shouted at me “I’m going to steal all of your skills and delete them”. I’m so scared, like how do you even counter this

[ً @artfuIchaos]

“AI will replace you” I’d like to see AI turn a small inconvenience into a huge panic attack.

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Just realized 50-year-olds were 25 in the year 2000 and that ruined my whole day

[cole @wyacole]

facebook is different😭