Hannah Blunk

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

Told a guy on tinder he looks like a Jewish Thomas Rhett

then he blocked me.

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

Does eating ice make you thirsty or am I just a dumb bitch and have cottonmouth

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

Accidentally asked a guy if he wanted a cheese”cock” blizzard instead of cheesecake.. he wasn’t into it

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

I forgot to put my nose ring back in this morning so now I have an earring in my nose.. I just feel ridiculous

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

Some guy at the bar: Do you like pickles?
Me: Yeah
Guy: You look like you’d like pickles.

oh.

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

@ShelbmarieD Me too. Let’s go

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

@MERCEDES_KENZ__ Last time I ate there I literally throw it all back up

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

@MERCEDES_KENZ__ Do the plane ticket. No amount of money can replace experiences

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

This dumb bitch at the bar made fun of my hair so instead of fighting her I took multiple shots,. I’m proud of the woman I’m becoming

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

@HuebertTabitha Ughh yes if we’re gonna die we might as well be drunk when it happens😅

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

“People think I’m crazy..

But whatever.”
-Grandma

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

Jk not drunk guess he was high 🤷‍♀️

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

Some drunk guy side swiped my neighbors car so I reported it so they wouldn’t think it was me lolol

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

I get asked how my baby is at least twice a week. I’m not Shelby Davis ppl.

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

@ShelbmarieD Do you even like pepperoni?

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

Glad the fucking cops left Casey’s so my drunk ass could get some pizza

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

Going through the car wash gives me such bad anxiety I just feel like I’m gonna drown

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

It makes me so happy that I can have mashed potatoes delivered to my house 🤗

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

@HuebertTabitha Come bar hopping with us

[Hannah Blunk @hannah_blunk]

@HuebertTabitha I’m already going out tonight..