han

The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago, the second best time is now 🌿🌱🌲

[han @hannah_keiser]

Don’t hate the player, hate the game

[han @hannah_keiser]

The biggest compliment I can get is when someone says I’m like my mom ❤️

[han @hannah_keiser]

Old people crack me up.. I posted on FB for a tattoo artist recommendation that does snakes.. TWO HOURS later I go into work and my boss goes “so where did you end up putting the snake?”.. bro.. that’s not how it works but you’re funny for that 😭

[han @hannah_keiser]

It’s better to be single and content than in a relationship you don’t feel right about.

[han @hannah_keiser]

I hate how people are calling generations “soft” for being self aware of their own emotions and advocating for them.

[han @hannah_keiser]

I feel like since dogs don’t really have a concept of holidays, I can come home everyday I get Cali a Christmas gift and give it to her immediately.

[han @hannah_keiser]

Its hard growing up as a kesha girl in a Taylor swift world

[han @hannah_keiser]

Sorry I can’t do anything all day because I work at 6pm… like tf? Why does my mind think like that 😭😭

[han @hannah_keiser]

Whoever said putting a wooden spoon over top a pot of boiling water would make it not overflow deserves slapped. I try it every time knowing damn well it’s gonna go all over my stove 😭

[han @hannah_keiser]

When you’re on walks and everything just looks so colorful and you take a second to really absorb it all… that shit is so beautiful fr

[han @hannah_keiser]

Working at a buffet it must be crazy to see all the wild combinations people create because I put some wack ass plates together when I go

[han @hannah_keiser]

“You change your hair so much I can’t keep up”

It’s been brown for a minute now I just showered today so that’s why it looks different

[han @hannah_keiser]

Loving you was like cutting a puzzle piece to try and make it fit

[han @hannah_keiser]

Thank you @taylorswift13 🙏🏼💓

[han @hannah_keiser]

Welp I wanna change everything about my image again lol shocker. Idk what I wanna go for yet but I’m feelin real mental breakdown-y today 😗✌️

[han @hannah_keiser]

Idk if it’s just me but every time I train anyone I’m always acting like I’m on an episode of undercover bosses

[han @hannah_keiser]

I’m convinced every dude is lying about being allergic to cats… like grow up

[han @hannah_keiser]

You can never heal the pain you refuse to feel

[han @hannah_keiser]

The bigggest ick I get from men is when they complain about the price of a beer 🥴 nothing shouts broke as fuck more than complaining about a $3.25 beer ON A GOLF COURSE

[han @hannah_keiser]

You can be innocent when you don’t need to suffer the realities of the world

[han @hannah_keiser]

Open play is so funny everyone is so bad 😂