Hannah Newbern

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Women are so emotional”, sir I have never punched a hole in my dry wall

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

People are acting like a temporary quarantine is the end of the world. It's not. Avoiding large crowds doesn't mean you can't go outside. Take a walk, go on a bike ride, hotbox the whip, ask shawty to drop it low for you (after she washes her hands). You can still live your life.

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

i’ve carried these 3 props with me almost every day for the last 15 years. after tonight i’ll just carry them in my heart where i will forever keep memories of the best crew, the best cast, and the best fands (fans/friends) a fictional crimefighter could ever have

[Big @amadijuana]

u know that karma is a bitch just like u a bitch

[PALMWINE @WhoisPalmwine]

Stuff like this makes you sit back and wonder why God chooses to bless you with another day. What purpose he really has, what he sees that you can’t.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

this my favorite emoji 🥴. cause y’all just be 🥴, and the shit y’all do be 🥴 and the way y’all move be 🥴 and when a mf telling me bout something that don’t got shit to do with me i be like 🥴. everything just 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

[kristin⁷ ꕤ @bagelsandrice]

THIS IS THE FUNNIESTTHING IVE EVER SCENE LMAOOOOO #TheBachelor

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

The Bachelor really needs a more diverse selection of contestants. Why is it always attractive girls? Start throwing some 2’s and 3’s into the mix. I wanna see that asshole on a hot-air balloon date with a chick who doesn’t have any teeth

[Pan @Panashe181]

Just found out I have to trust someone to get into a relationship

[billy chapata. @iambrillyant]

one of the biggest lessons you can ever learn is that it is not up to you to awaken someone else’s healing. it is not up to you to awaken that dormant volcano of warmth that exists within them in hopes that they erupt love for themselves. they’ve got to want it more than you do.

[Gypsica @jesswall1]

I stopped waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel and lit that bitch myself.

[realitytvshow @bgcslave]

the level of shade #kuwtk