Han

☆ treat every day like Christmas ☆ there's room for everyone on the nice list ☆ the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear ☆

[Han @hannah_payne5]

Jordan goes "Hannah I'm taking you to a 4 star restaurant tonight." I get all dressed up. Turns out he meant it has a 4 star review on yelp

[Han @hannah_payne5]

life update since I haven't used twitter in 2 years. For anyone who doesn't know, Jord and I had a really cute kid and life is good!

[Han @hannah_payne5]

@emma_xoxo my girllll (this is my first tweet since like 2018 btw, you're so special)

[Han @hannah_payne5]

@charlie_asherx Identity fraud is not a joke. Millions of families suffer every year

[Han @hannah_payne5]

@emma_xoxo the most timeless meme

[Han @hannah_payne5]

@palemom_ @NoPayneNoGainnn You are a queen ily

[Han @hannah_payne5]

You are an absolute angel 😢 https://t.co/tDKsyjMazu

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

For every retweet of this tweet, Bell will donate 5 cents to mental health initiatives. Here’s my 5 cents. Where’s yours? #BellLetsTalk

[Han @hannah_payne5]

One time I took strong pain meds for my knee and they made me hallucinate so I started sending Jordan random pictures of Heath Ledger’s face and I just found a screenshot of it hahaha

[Han @hannah_payne5]

I feel more sad for the thousands of children abused every year to provide people like him w child pornography https://t.co/3tTpzgGIKp

[Han @hannah_payne5]

I actually just sent a thank you email to my professor for canceling class

[Han @hannah_payne5]

@AndiEddy2 Oh ok good!! That makes me feel better 😂

[Han @hannah_payne5]

@AndiEddy2 yes 😭😭 I’m sorry if I ruined it for you! I don’t want to be a spoiler 😂

[Han @hannah_payne5]

Ever since the most recent episode of “This Is Us”, Jordan keeps trying to throw our croc pot away

[Han @hannah_payne5]

@charlie_asherx ?

[Han @hannah_payne5]

@Y2SHAF @palemom_ you retweeted this but one time you we had a sleepover and you slept in jeans and I was so freaked out that I’ve never forgotten about it

[Han @hannah_payne5]

I have Lele Pons blocked on twitter and Instagram just so her videos won’t show up on my timeline/explore page lmao

[Han @hannah_payne5]

Sooooo excited!!! Let the wedding planning begin! @peachbone95 😍

[Han @hannah_payne5]

@lutheranunicorn Try washing your sheets and blankets and wipe down your furniture with pledge!! Or if it’s just stuck in your nose smell some coffee grinds (it gets the smell out of your nose)

[Han @hannah_payne5]

Funcle Jordan lives up to his title

[Han @hannah_payne5]

@palemom_ Open for a surprise