Hannah

[Hannah @hannah_stover]

@gothtitty

[Hannah @hannah_stover]

@samariajdavis_ YES

[Hannah @hannah_stover]

@madbutwright And this is why I’d rather climb the shelf as a 5’2 individual than dare ask for help… people get put out over the littlest things

[Hannah @hannah_stover]

@gvtcontractor We bought our mattress from there! ….7 years ago 😂

[Hannah @hannah_stover]

@BravesAshland He has a 6 speed manual I refuse to learn to drive… and then he also drives my truck with me in it when we’re going somewhere together 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[Hannah @hannah_stover]

Tbh felt like I was winning at life when my kids pediatrician asked about potty training and her kid is a month younger than mine and mines been potty trained for 4+ months and hers isn’t at all 😂

[Hannah @hannah_stover]

@zachlanebryan Tried to give ya a silver pup 😏

[Hannah @hannah_stover]

@zachlanebryan Barley wants to be in your music video with Jack 😆🐶

[Hannah @hannah_stover]

@zachlanebryan You need a silver 😉 hmu and I’ll give ya one from my program 😌

[Russ. 🇺🇸🫧🆙 @RussBaxley]

Hey, all you cow-folks. STOP FEEDING NET WRAP TO YOUR CATTLE!!!! As a vet, I’ll take your damn money to try to fix them, but I would rather you treat your animals like the general PUBLIC expects them to be treated. Don’t be a lazy ass. Grinding it DOES NOT make it digestible!

[Hannah @hannah_stover]

I still remember the time some girls told me I couldn’t use the blk&wht filter on insta because my blonde hair “blended in” 😂

[Hannah @hannah_stover]

@Manic_Mommin My mil was in the delivery room for my 2nd. I go see them with the kids by myself. I have an insanely close relationship to them all. SIL included. Because they were respectful and welcomed me in with open arms. 🫶🏼

[Hannah @hannah_stover]

@CattleParker Ranger

[Derrick Josi @DerrickJosi]

Egg shortages and price increases easily explained

1. Avian Influenza killed a lot of birds, probably because people wanted free range eggs exposing chickens to wild birds

2. Feed cost skyrocketing

3. Winter sunlight naturally reduces egg production affecting you outdoor bird

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Starting today, in Tennessee a person will be required to pay child support if they kill a parent while drunk driving.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

The IRS is warning Americans that this tax season they must report payments on Venmo, PayPal & Zelle of over $600.

Meanwhile…

The Pentagon just failed its FIFTH audit in a row, as they were unable to account for 61% of their $3.5 trillion in assets. $800 billion annual budget.

[Tales from the Feedyard (Uncensored) @silagechopper]

For every thing a guy goes through the first 30 days after a calf leaves his mother, the sonovabitches ought to be worth about $300.

[Hannah @hannah_stover]

We are ONE breast exam away from matching with our intended parents for surrogacy and I could throw up from nervousness! 🥹😵‍💫

[Hannah @hannah_stover]

I always clean before the cleaning lady comes (lol I know) but she just moved us to Friday and now I’m gonna have to Re clean everything Thursday night because ain’t no way my feral children can keep their rooms clean that long 🥲🥲

[Jeff Melnick @melnickjeffrey1]

Older kid just taught me to make "fuck" a contact in my phone so it stops autocorrecting me to "duck" when I text.

I believe that children are the future.