Hannah Amer

[Hannah Amer @hannahamer]

Ur pretzels are delicious great texture @GlutinoFoods

[Megan McGregor-Patterson @megmcgpatterson]

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FLITHY ANIMALS 💚🎄🎅⛄️

[Hannah Amer @hannahamer]

@McDonalds ur food was rly fresh tonight and I just want to thank you for that. Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah.

[Hannah Amer @hannahamer]

Performing private concerts over snapchat. Favourite if you want to subscribe.

[Hannah Amer @hannahamer]

I hate people who fart at spankys

[Hannah Amer @hannahamer]

Current mood.

[Hannah Amer @hannahamer]

Sometimes it just really upsets me that I missed out on teen pregnancy and can't ever be Lorelai Gilmore.

[Hannah Amer @hannahamer]

@megmcgregor_ lousy with virginity.. HAHAHA JK what a joke

[Hannah Amer @hannahamer]

Guys I saw Michael Cera in the flesh tonight and wow wow WOW..wow.

[Hannah Amer @hannahamer]

@brynna__ Friday night: you throw phone at me. Saturday night: you make out with me. #friendship

[Hannah Amer @hannahamer]

@ranceypants roses are red, violets are blue, you are perfect, and I want to fuck you

[Hannah Amer @hannahamer]

@brynna__ tastes like dill pickles and I like it

[Hannah Amer @hannahamer]

How do you spell Brynna? C-U-N-T

[Hannah Amer @hannahamer]

@NotDeanShamess I don't think you're ugly so calm your GAIA-rrhea

[Hannah Amer @hannahamer]

@BRITTANYCROWWBG I think that's a good enough workout, right?

[Hannah Amer @hannahamer]

My signature scent is cheeto dust.

[Hannah Amer @hannahamer]

It's a sad sad day when you fit into your fathers cut off jean shorts. It's also a sad sad day when your father owns cut off jean shorts.

[Hannah Amer @hannahamer]

@saraconnelly wow your fomo must be out of control over that.