Hannah Auer

[Hannah Auer @hannahauer]

good morning new york☀️

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

“How’s the guy you bet on to win the Masters doing?”

The guy I bet on:

[the coolest bitch fr xx 💖 @XippXapp]

if u in houston & u say the best taco u had was Velvet Taco.. i’m genuinely gonna beat yo ass

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

[Michael A. Gayed, CFA @leadlagreport]

Send the fucking asteroid

[Pissed Pissedofferson @femmebot2000]

is timothee chalamet allowed to listen to astroworld

[mary @elaine_stritch]

Victoria Beckham at her son’s wedding

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

I’m coming out as pro mall I love shopping in physical stores and trying things on and feeling the material and walking around with multiple bags from different stores and getting a little snack at the food court

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

never in my life have i heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume

[brandon* @brndxix]

💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

its genuinely APPALLING to see someone litter in 2025. sorry but we need to kill u

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

How your email finds me

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

me, an american, every day in america since 2016

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

happy international women's day!!!! venmo a woman $10k today 🫶

[Hannah Auer @hannahauer]

@thriftedjuul @johnsummit is that u

[👑 @eyesopens]

the girls are PERFORMING like crazy this year dont put a man on my stage again omg😭

[Jasmyn @JasmynBeKnowing]

Me every single day of 2025 so far

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

my body: please we are begging you to eat a vegetable or drink a single glass of water

me looking at the christmas cookie tray:

[anne @lildovzz]

Happy veteran's day to my grandma. I'll never forget her stories of maintaining her spark while training under a tough drill sargent. Remembering her today 🤍